Celebrate the Leader

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure 당신 can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and 당신 need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 분 is only five 분 if 당신 have just been given five 더 많이 분 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and 당신 should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

From an 이메일 I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. 당신 need it down. 당신 don’t hear us complaining about 당신 leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon 또는 the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at 당신 a lot
- He hits 당신 a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that 일 she picked 당신 up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with 당신 cuz 당신 couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make 당신 laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever 당신 two talk
-You hung up on him. He called 당신 back
- 당신 where invited 의해 him to a group outin
- He called 당신 to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...