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posted by isabelle_905

I didn't write this. I got it in an 이메일 and it made me smile!! Enjoy!

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...

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How to Be Liked 의해 Every Guy in Your School

posted by karpach_14

Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down 일 after 일 can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume 또는 sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...

How to Be Close to Flawless

posted by karpach_14

OUTSIDE

1.Smoky Eyes Makeup Tips LorealParisUSA.com/Smokey-Eye
Learn How To Get A Seductive Smoky Eye Look From L'Oréal Paris Experts

2.Hair - wash it every day, but don't use conditioner every time. Washing less frequently 또는 using conditioner every 일 will lead to greasy hair. Comb it daily.

3.Eyebrows - comb and/or tweeze them regularly to keep them well groomed.

4.Eyes - if 당신 have red, bloodshot, itchy eyes, get eyedrops and use them regularly. Get plenty of sleep to avoid puffiness.

5.Nose - blow your nose, don't pick it. Always blow your nose before leaving the house and check to make sure...

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Bette Davis - She Did It Her Way

posted by AcidBanter

팬팝 isn't accepting 링그 from blogspot anymore so added the 기사 in this section, but here's the link to the original source:

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Ruth Elizabeth Davis, 더 많이 commonly known as Bette Davis, was born April 5, 1908 in Lowell, Massachusetts. She was a precocious, self-absorbed child who discovered her 사랑 of 연기 while watching the play, The Wild 오리 (by Henrik Ibsen) when she was a teenager, proclaiming, "Before that performance I wanted to be an actress. When it ended, I had to be an actress... exactly like Peg Entwistle (who played Hedvig in the play). Her doting, generous mother, Ruthie...

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On the Privilege of Being a Woman

posted by lorette

DR. ALICE von HILDEBRAND
On the Privilege of Being a Woman

January 14, 1997
New York Catholic 포럼 Lecture
- Simone de Beauvoir, in The 초 Sex, wrote that women hate their bodies. Women are physically weaker, less clever, have less power and prestige. For men, procreation is a moment of physical ecstasy, whereas women suffer the discomfort of pregnancy and the agony of childbirth.

- Feminism is a metaphysical revolt against the characteristics of women. Men seem to have all the advantages, and so feminists try to become a caricature of men.

- Historically, women have been looked down on....

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A mothers whisper...poem

posted by addi123456

A mothers whisper

In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
당신 hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
당신 smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes 당신 feel safe….all nice and warm.
당신 feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
당신 try to 옮기기 to tell her you’re alright.
But 당신 cant 옮기기 at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an 앤젤 up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=

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Why Men Are Happier People

posted by isabelle_905

More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The 차고 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 초콜릿 is just another snack. 당신 can be President. 당신 can never be pregnant. 당신 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 당신 can wear NO 셔츠 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 당신 the truth.

The world is your urinal. 당신 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 당신 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 더 많이 pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...

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Missing Moms and 'Evil' Females in 디즈니 Films

posted by SelinaKyle

I admit I loved 디즈니 Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my favorites (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about 디즈니 영화 as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother 또는 a wicked witch.

Here is a list of 디즈니 영화 (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones 디즈니 seems to like to make 영화 of...) where...

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25 Reasons To Thank Your Mother

posted by breebree446

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If 당신 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 당신 into the middle of 다음 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If 당신 fall out of that 그네, 스윙 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure 당신 wear clean underwear, in case...

I dreamed I was a princess

posted by ddangerouxwoman

Yesterday I slept and I dreamed I was a princess
I dreamed of the power of an educated woman
in the times of knights
And I don't mean what we used to do: embroidery, 노래 또는 drawing
no, but to that ancient art that barely lingers between us now,
to make man believe that he is the one who take the reins
We didn't have the freedom to be indomitable, but we have been secret.
We domed the king with kisses and planned alliances and revenge in our beds.
In my dream, my mother, the Queen, taught me to be gentle, to appear submissive but to be daring in secret as far as God would allow me.
To play with my...

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MOST 인기 GIRLS ON 유튜브

posted by maritina12345

MOST 인기 GIRLS ON 유튜브

Vevo, an account on 유튜브 for a lot of singers that always post their latest 음악 비디오 and songs, made a list for the most 인기 singers!

Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, 리한나 & 샤키라 are 초 and third.

Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the 상단, 맨 위로 ten. 케샤 and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!

Here is the complete list:

1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. 리한나 – 1.333.881.663
3. 샤키라 – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. 케샤 – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719

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My story..my life...

posted by addi123456

My story. The life of me…….

Hey everyone My name is addi ( addisyn) but I just like addi. I am 16 years old and I was born on January 1. I have 9 other brothers and sisters. I also have an identical twin. My life is very complicated, and I desided to share it with others who would like to hear. When I was young, I was raised to be strong, and to work my hardest, and never to give up. I was in gymnastics at the age of 6, cheerleading at the age of 6, swimming when I was 14, karate when I was 9, and dance when I was around 7. This was the dream for me! I loved what I did! My mom was a stay...

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One Flaw In Women

posted by isabelle_905

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth 일 of working overtime.
An 앤젤 appeared and said,
"Why are 당신 spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have 당신 seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet 콜라 and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a 키스 that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The 앤젤 was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...

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Finding you!

posted by addi123456

Finding you! And your goal in life(=

You are you. 당신 came into this world for a purpose, and god has a plan and goal for 당신 to achieve in life. Sometimes though its hard to find that one thing that god has put 당신 down on earth for. To find it 당신 really need to look at yourself, and your dreams, goals, and what 당신 사랑 . Look at your talents. Growing up as a teenager, life is rough. There is soo much drama, and school, and pure pressure! 당신 need to block that out of your life, and focas on what your going to do when your older, and your goal and purpose for being on earth. Because what...

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Y 당신 are soo pretty. How to like yourself(=

posted by addi123456

Some girls really hate themselves. They think there fat, 또는 to skinny, 또는 they have huge eyes, 또는 they hate there acne. Every girl has a flaw about themselves. YOu wont find a perfect girl. But what i can say is that every single one of 당신 girls are beatiful. Y? Because 당신 were created 의해 a wonderful god! He created 당신 in his eyes. Think of yourself as a painting. YOu see the ones that look like a mess! well because they were made 의해 a famous artist, there beautiful, and unique! LIke you! Whos to say 당신 arent pretty?The boys? The other mean girls? Who made up the rule that being fat, or...

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Spanish Class

posted by isabelle_905

Here’s another 이메일 guys! LOL Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine 또는 feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher 스플릿, 분할 the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine 또는 a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...

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Geography Of Women vs. Men

posted by isabelle_905

More emails.

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, 로스트 the war...

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The 팬팝 Gender Division

posted by Dragonclaws

Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

So, hello, I’m Dragonclaws. I have a good-sized interest in gender equality and examining sexism and such. I’ve stumbled across these gender-related clubs about Being a Woman and Being a Man. Going from one to the other, specifically from Being a Woman to Being a Man, the stark difference is quite stunning. I find the differences between the two clubs to distinctly represent the cultural divide between the two gender groups, and as an extension to represent the forms of sexism developed 의해 our society.

First of all, let’s examine the 아바타 used 의해 each club. The 아바타 used to represent...

PUT DOWN THE HAMMER

posted by greekgirlA

I found this wise letter written to a, well, if i said what i wanted to, it would take too long. So, just read.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always 맥시 pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ 또는 Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding 또는 살사 dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the 바닷가, 비치 in tight, white shorts. But my 가장 좋아하는 feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi...

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How to get alone beter with your mother(=

posted by addi123456

How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes 당신 just wanna yell and scream! Sadly 당신 cant do that to your mother. But what 당신 can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give 당신 these tips, im gonna help 당신 like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept 당신 alive, and raised 당신 to the beautiful,...