1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves 음식 say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever 당신 see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one 시간 with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come 집 with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten 의해 a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are 당신 a sadist, are 당신 a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his 침대 shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better 차 than you!" every 일 when its 차 time.
14# Scream the 초 당신 wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have 당신 and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping 당신 every time 당신 use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of 고양이 into Claude's room and say 당신 wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with 부엌, 주방 utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as 당신 can.
24# Every time 당신 see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, 당신 know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away 노래 My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean 당신 demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give 당신 a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for 담홍색, 핑크 tu-tu's with 고양이 on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time 당신 see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while 당신 take a walk in the gardens- in actuality 당신 go and shave all his hair off and leave a note 의해 his 침대 saying: What shampoo did 당신 use??? Too bad 당신 don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to 샤워 with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't 당신 wish that 당신 were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's 침대 right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me 당신 hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves 당신 tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are 당신 so proper?" then pour the 차 all over Claude and break the 차 pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole 일 non-stop while screaming, "Why 당신 not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time 당신 see him, "Don't 당신 wish 당신 were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's 침대 and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).

If 당신 do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my 사랑 to Claude. 당신 may be 오리 taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!