Stupid things 당신 ever heard from non-anime fans...

"Weird." <.<
"Why would 당신 pay seventeen dollars for a freaking hat?" Because it was Urahara's...
"When they're mouths move, it looks like they're sucking a dick." *sigh* Hidden. Anyone remember her?

"Why do 당신 read those Chinese mangos?"

I had to laugh at that.

Girl: draw me an anime
Me: 아니메 who?
Girl: 나루토 ?
me: that's it? that's all ya know?
girl: um......
3 weeks later (no, really)
girl: i got nothin'.
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me:wats your fav anime?
pal: PowerPuff Girls!
me:that's a cartoon.
pal: they're the same.
me: nah- uh
pal:fine, the one where they grow up and live in china
me: that's PowerPuff Girls Z and that's Japan.
pal: fine, then its "Sayaka"
me: whats that about?
pal: a half human - red lion samurai that flies with a giant hairy knife.
me:thats not Sayaka, that's InuYasha.
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me:i like books, how bout you?
pal:me too!
me: i really like 망가 ,comics and novels
pal:me too, except i like 아니메 stories more.
me: 아니메 stories? 당신 mean manga? the one with awesome big-eyed people where 당신 have to read it backwards, right?
pal:yup! i got lots of 'em
me: oh goodie, like what?
pal:i forgot their names, all i remember was "Sayaka"
me:for the 50th time, his name is not Sayaka!
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me:Death Note.
guy: what's that?
me: its a really awesome 아니메 about a guy who finds a notebook that kills people when he writes their names in it.
guy: weird.
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jerk: list all the Pokemon 당신 know for me!
me:why?
jerk:i want.
me:you don't even know Pikachu?
jerk:pika-who?
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person: why do 당신 watch anime? all it ever shows is sex and violence.
me:yeah, because Mirmo Zibang and Pokemon has a lot of it.
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me: what's your fav anime?
gal: anime? sorry, i don't watch Naruto
me: umm... 나루토 isn't the only anime
gal: but i thought that 아니메 means 나루토 in japanese.
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dude: blah, blah, blah.............
me: baka!!!
dude:did 당신 just call me a cow?
* Baka means "cow" in tagalog (philippine language).
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mom: (to my bro)i bought a 피카츄 셔츠 for you!
bro: yehey!where?
mom: here! (brings out the "pikachu" shirt)
bro: Yeahhhh!!!! it may not be Pokemon but Keroro Gunso is also my favorite!!!
*She mistook 피카츄 for Keroro
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me: so what do 당신 think about the story?
sis: (stares at the InuYasha notebook i'm holding) inooyasah.
me: ?
sis: i was just 읽기 your notebook but what's that on HER head?
me: that's not a "she" he's a "he" and those are his ears
sis: oh really? but why does he have long hair and his name ends with an A. what do 당신 have to say about that?
me: (facepalms)
3 weeks later..........
sis: oh, your watching your notebook "inooyasah"
me: (continues watching)
sis: why aren't his 프렌즈 helping him? why are they just observing him while he does all the hard work? what is he? why does that gut over there look funny? who's that cute guy over there is he inooyasah's brother (Miroku)?
me: seriously, 당신 think that that pervert is his brother?
1 일 later..........
sis: why do so many people like InuYasha (she finally gets it right) what's so special about it?

This one I heard from my dad:

"I don't want 당신 watching anime. 당신 know how inappropriate that shit is? 일본 is fucked up, Tay. It's basically 10% plot, and 90% blood, gore, and sex."

Let's keep in mind; I live in Iowa, the 심장 and soul of redneck America.
All things outside of America are shunned here.
I hate stereotypes. SO MUCH 당신 JUST HAVE NO IDEA LASDJFHASKD.

what relly gets me mad is when my friend says "chinese" stuff. like,"youre always watching those chinese cartoons" 또는 "do they say,"Ping Pong Hong Long Ching Chong?"
god i HATE china,chinese 또는 anything to do with them now. ITS JAPANESE! GET IT RIGHT!

" 아니메 is the worst thing ever invented "
my response: you're the worst thing ever invented!
" Can't 당신 get that shit out of your mind?!? "
my response: think of it this way, it's like trying to get your crush of your mind
" 아니메 guys suck they are so stupid and useless!!! "
my response: dude 당신 know what 당신 just don't get it. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions but at least intellectual people know what will offend others and what will not so just drop it
" Can't 당신 talk about something else like pokemon 또는 something? "
my response: idiot! pokemon is an 아니메 BITCH! just leave me alone and FO!

"Are 당신 watching those Asian 만화 again?"

"Why do 당신 like those Chinese 책 so much?"

"Is that Naruto?"- They say that when I'm watching ANY anime, like Inuyasha, Death Note, Hetalia, ect... its so damn annoying!

"Anime is just 만화 의해 the Chinese why dont 당신 like American things?"

"Your not Asian! Stop watching Anime!"

"Isn't 아니메 just cartoon porn?"

"You shouldn't watch 아니메 they have porn." I asked them how would they know and if they looked that up XDD They were quiet~

"Man...ga? So its like a comic book but backwords?" I GET THAT WHENEVER I TAKE ONE OUT -_-'

"Why do 당신 do that 'XD' thing? Is it a 아니메 또는 Asian thing?"

"I dont wanna see any 더 많이 of that Asian cartoon **** anymore its really annoying."

And MANY 더 많이 things that get on my last nerve -_-'' why must non-fan people be so...stupid? Literally STUPID.

"anime is so stupid"
"why are 당신 so obsessed with anime?!"
"anime sucks"
"those cartons are stupid"
"why do 당신 watch those cartons?"
"i like normal tv better"
"anime has really weird animation"
"anime sucks ass"
"go read your stupid anime!"
"why the hell would 당신 watch anime? just watch tv"
"what the f*uck is a otaku? 아니메 is stupid"
"anime like naruto? that's weird"
"what the f*ck is mange?"
me:*reading my manga*
my little sister:"isn't that a comic?"
"anime is sick and so are the japanese"
that pissed me off i'm japanese!
just a pic for my fellow 아니메 연인들 : )

non-fan: "Are 당신 for Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob?"
me: "I'm for team Edward Elric."
non-fan: "Edward who?????"

Okay so nobody actually said that to me. I read it somewhere. I live in the middle of nowhere, where hardly anyone knows what 아니메 is.

" It's for 12-year-olds and perverts."

ok i only remeber one of them because when some ppl bad mouths 아니메 i zone out
"y dont u go and read ur anime!"
i was like grl u dont read 아니메 u read 망가 stupid lolz

Non-Fan: "Hey, Whatcha Readin'?"
Me: "Soul Eater."
Non-Fan: "Soul-Whatter?"
Me: "Soul-EATER!!!!"
Non-Fan: "An Anime?"
Me: "Uhh, Yeah."
Non-Fan: "Anime Sucks! Normal TV'S Better. Watch That."
Me: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

I see 나루토 2 years ago, its cool
-MMMhh muchs
-No i´m 12 years, why?
-Kai beyblade...♥
For know, fuck you
I 사랑 아니메
B-I-T-C-H

non-fan: what are 당신 읽기 나루토 how lame
me: don't like it get df out of my face
non-fan: well I was just saying
&
"you watch 나루토 isn't that for weirdos"
"I only know boys that like anime"
"anime is stupid"
"isn't 아니메 the same as cartoons"
" I only see nerds and weridos read 아니메 that means your one"
me: first of all 당신 can't read 아니메 only watch it called 망가 and i'd rather be nerd than a stupid 나귀, 엉덩이 like you."

mom: why are 당신 alaways watching that stuff its bad for 당신 go read a book
me: okay go read 망가 dosn't matter 당신 know
that was then now she dosen't care

"The lip-synch and the dialogue don't match. Therefore it sucks"

Okay, that isn't EXACTLY what he said, but it's pretty much what he means.

My brother: "Stop watching that 아니메 crap and grow up."

Classmates: "Whatcha doing?"
Me: "Drawing anime"
Classmates: "weird...."

"Anime's stupid."
"Anime's for people that have no life."

Me: STFU. 아니메 is freaking awesome!

my classmate: "Who's that guy in bleach again? Y'know, the one with the hair... and the black kimono... and the sword..."
me: "Umm... EVERYONE?!?! ...except for Ikkaku..."
=.=" lol

This came from my mother,
So I'm sitting down watching bleach on T.v. in my room, she comes in and says:
Mom: Your watching bleach again?
Me: YEP!
Mom: I will never understand 당신 and your chinese manga's
Me:*Facepalm*

SO I'm watching Full metal alchemist and my brother comes in,
Me: OH NO WAY!
Bro: What are 당신 doing? *Looks at t.v.*
Oh, your watching 나루토 again?
Me: WTF?

I will never understand how he mistaked Fullmetal alchemist for Naruto.

I have a lot of stupid instances.

For example:

Me: *drawing Momiji Sohma in rabbit form*
Baka 1: Are 당신 drawing Pikachu?
Me: Seriously? How does a RABBIT look like PIKACHU?
-
Me: *drawing the Ouran Host Club*
Baka 1: Are 당신 drawing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: *head-desk* You're a failure. A baka and a failure.
Baka 1: What's a baka? Is that like Bakugan?
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Me: *reading Vampire Knight*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: HOW THE HADES DO 당신 CONFUSE THE AMAZING OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT FOR THE SUCKITUDE OF NARUTO?!?!
Baka 2: ... *walks away*
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Me: *watching Ouran*
My Mom: Ugh, why do 당신 watch that show? It's got double meanings with their "pleasing the ladies".
Me: Mom... it's about a host club. Host clubs are clubs where lonely girls go when they want people to pay attention to them.
My Mom: *something very innapropriate about sex that I'd rather not type*
Me: o.O
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Me: *reading Fruits Basket*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: *face-book*
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Me: *reading Soul Eater*
Baka 3: Is that 나루토 또는 something?
Me: *sigh* Maka... CHOP! *Chops Baka 3 with book*
Baka 3: OW!
-

That's all I remember right now. But I have some hilarious instances with my 아니메 Buddies, but most of them end with me being glomped for some reason. For example:
Me: *walks up to 아니메 Buddy 1 wearing a 셔츠 with a British flag on it* 저기요 Steph, what's-
*is glomped*

So when I was bored I turned on a pretty cheesy anime, but I kind of like cheesy things and it was a romantic comedy anime, 당신 could say then my sister walks into the room and sees it.

Sis: What in the fuck are 당신 watching?
Me: Anime.
Sis: Isn't that stuff cartoon porn?
Me: No, that's hentai, get your facts straight.

Later on she's talking to her boyfriend and says:
"So this guy was like 'I got an A, now suck my dick!' And then he whipped out his cartoon penis."
Me: >.< Shut up, dumbass

The sad thing is, she watched 아니메 when she was little. Like Sailor Moon and stuff

"Anime is for anti-social weirdos who have no life"
"It's not Animation"
"Anime is sick"
"Anime is for babies"
"What are 당신 5?"
"Anime 팬 need a life"
"It's not a cartoon"

Anybody remember that Anti-Anime jerk Hidden? I couldn't stand her, thankfully us 아니메 팬 ran her off.

When someone googles "Anime Boy" 또는 "Anime Girl" not knowing any REAL 아니메 characters -.-

My Father: "What's with those 만화 당신 watch? They're nothing like what I used to watch like Speed Racer. Now that was a good American cartoon."

Me: "Dad, 당신 know that's anime, right? It came from Japan."

My Father: "Not uh... you're kidding me, right?"

Me: "Nope."

so im just sitting in my room 읽기 이누야사 and then my dad comes in and said: "is that naruto? doesnt 나루토 have ears 또는 something?"

me: no dad, thats not naruto.

dad: im pretty sure thats naruto

me: no! ino way in hell is that naruto!!!!!!

dad:honey thats naruto!

so then i go on 구글 and i show him pics of 나루토 and he says: dude! i think u got the wrong guy! thats naruto!

later im sitting in my room watching death note on my laptop and my mom comes in and says: so whos that? 나루토 (and she points at L)

me: NO! thats not freaking naruto! does this guy look like 나루토 to you?! (points at L)

mom:no well i dont know
mom: (points at 이누야사 poster) is that naruto?
me: NO!!!!!!

then there was this time: im sitting in my room watching 이누야사 and them my friend comes in:

friend: so thats naruto. ohh i always wondered.
friend 2: is she watching naruto?
friend 1: yea i think she is. man, 나루토 is for babies.

me:NO! THIS IS NOT FREAKING NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

so in the end i had to show both my parents who 나루토 is and now they know. but does this look like 나루토 to you?!

from my father,
me: *watching hetalia*
father: what is that stupidmai?

me: *watching ouran*
father: why are 당신 watching ouran highschool homosexual club?

me: *brought out my usa-chan plush*
father: why did 당신 bring out huchachuchi?

from my mother
me: *brought out an 아니메 plush*
mother: why did 당신 bring out pikachu?
me: for the 5th time, its not pikachu!

from a bunch of 랜덤 people
people: why do 당신 watch that crap? it sucks. -.-

when i say i read 망가 and they jumo to the conclusion that its eather 아니메 porn 또는 tenticle rape.its like no its 망가 like jappannese comics

"why do 당신 like those backwards books?"\
and i hate it when people have only seen like 1 또는 2 episodes of the 아니메 they show on adult swim and act like they know everything about the show

My bro always says, "dude 당신 watch cartoons, aren't 당신 a lil' too old for them"
I say "Go watch your jersey shore, preppy f*ck, It's a free country so I'll watch whatever the hell I please, and Afro Samurai, Cowboy Bebop, and Blood + ain't exactly kiddie shows. So go f*ck yourself a$$hole!"

i dont like that the only 아니메 my 프렌즈 know r 나루토 and bleach D: and i hate it when they say "i dont want baby 만화 for little kids" (its so not for little kids D:)

*Watching Bleach*
Dad: Are 당신 watching that stupid Hentai again !?
*facedesk*

Talking about 나루토 and a friend says: 나루토 ? I don't watch that fake shit. I watch WWE; thats REAL television.
¬_¬

i got many answer coz my sis is an anime-hater Lol.. (stares at her)
"Eww.. anime.. whats that? dull"
"Shugo chara? Hmp. stupid"
"Doraemon is the Number one 아니메 in the world!!! (wrong sis the number 1 is naruto.. ^ ^")

I wear a 나루토 headband to school, and people ask:
1. What are 당신 trying to be, a ninja?
2. What's that your wearing?
and this...........
3. What's a Naruto?

IT'S FANGEAR PEOPLE, AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of my 프렌즈 TRIED to watch anime, but it failed -_-
friend:Manga! lemme see!
me:K!wait, your 읽기 it the wrong way
friend:What?why is it backwards?How do I read this?!
after 20 times of trying to explain I just took my 망가 back

Friend:chun chin Chu
me: what.the.hell. Julie?
Friend:I'm speaking Chinese like the Animes!

아니메 friend: Do 당신 remember there names? Liz, Patty, Soul, Death the Kid?
Dude: ugh!why are they're so many Japanese names!?

dad: Clann-aid?

Friend: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME!you're so Asian!
other dude:All it is, is porn!
me and my friend: Were we talking to you?! No!Don't make me Maka-chop you!

also, my friend got confused, and thought Tomoya was Tomoya (Clannad)

me: *Watching Maid Sama of course~)
Friend: Is that Naruto?I thought 당신 didn't watch that,!

How does Takumi look like Naruto?


The rest give me head-aches since only 5 people in my school like anime, so I'd rather not say it~

When older people pronounce 나루토 "Nerudow"

*Me 읽기 Death Note*
Douche bag: 당신 know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*

Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know 당신 watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides 아니메 porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! 당신 WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN 또는 HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)

The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he said that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn 또는 that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.


Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill 당신 right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope 당신 die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)

Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids 만화 like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*

It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~ link ~
Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~ link ~

Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of 책 and 영화 your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now 당신 can't call me a pervert since 당신 watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!


Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. 또는 a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...

The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty 또는 Halo say that your wasting your life 의해 watching anime.

....Man iv had alot of these conversations!

Usually when I'm drawing 아니메 in public, I have to hide it 또는 everyone will mention 또는 judge me from it...
"Cool, 당신 draw anime. So you're a nerd with no life who doesn't care about anything else."

Wrong. Maybe I am a nerd, but I care about things other than anime. I dislike it when people generalize like that!

And I also hate
"eww, isn't all 아니메 some dirty freaky hentai?"
"eww, isn't all 아니메 mindless?"

I have no idea what gives them that impression, but 99% of GOOD 아니메 is not like that at all!

"Why do 당신 read those Chinese manga?"
"do 당신 know that can rot your brain?"
"You should stop watching all your little cartoon shows and focus on real life!!"

These are some of the 코멘트 people have told me but i am always going to 사랑 아니메 and Manga!!

Especially when they think it's chinese. 또는 one time I was drawing some anime, I can't remember who it was exactly, but some kids went up to me and said is that a pokemon? Um..Pokemons are 동물 and no. And then he had the nerve to say, "you're a good drawer but 당신 shouldn't draw stupid things like that, draw awesome things like sports and stars wars." ..Good god I hate my school and those little s**ts. (Sorry if cursing is not allowed in this 투표 but I was a little pissed at that.. ^^;) Once I brought a Dragon Ball Z 망가 to me and another kid told me "Why would anyone want dragon balls? That's gay." ..??!?!? I just don't understand people anymore.

"Isn't 아니메 what all those weird kids watch? I feel like they're going backwards instead of forwards..."
"Why would 당신 watch something like that? It's so weird... just watch a regular movie!"
"Uh... anime? Isn't that, like... porn..." *cue looking at me in disgust* "With, like... tentacles..."

I've heard a lot of stupid things. One time someone called me a communist for watching anime... -_-

"Your watching 아니메 again, go get a life."

"Your watching that crap."

"Go read a book instead of that stupid 망고 또는 whatever 당신 call it."

"Look at them, they look so stupid."

"That is so gay."

"Anime is for 6 년 olds"
"Why do 당신 read 아니메 in the wrong direction?"
"Why do they have big eyes?"
"Why do 당신 Draw them?"
"Anime and 망가 is for stupid 6 년 olds!"
"Why do 당신 watch that shit?"
"Its a Waste of time watching cartoons"
ect ect ect.... and so it goes forever. Darn annoying
*Gets annoyed just thinking about it*

Oh boy have i heard some crazy stuff:
아니메 is all violence and meaningless
The way the mouth's 옮기기 are stupid
Your to old to like this!
아니메 is inappropriate and shows nudity.
일본 is a no good country and show filth.
An 아니메 can't possibly effect 당신 in a positive way and change your life (many have for me!)
The stupidity of people......

읽기 manga:
"You're a little too old to be 읽기 comics aren't you?"
"Dude, why are 당신 읽기 that book backwards?"
"So... You're 읽기 mangoes? How does that work?"

Watching anime:
"Watching those weird chinese 만화 again?"
"Pokemon is for little kids"

Also other crazy stuff... but this is the gist of most of it.
Haters 사랑 me.

I just got finished watching a manga
What animes do 당신 watch *name of show on cartoon net work*

My older brother asked about 나루토 and said that Madara was Naruto's dad and that Minato was the Uchiha who fought with the first hokage.....

My stepdad basically calling anime, just like many others, "cartoons." Also sometimes tells and asks me why I'm still watching those, according to him again, "cartoons"

my parents call my 아니메 plushies dolls
weirdos
childish shows
immature
cant fall in 사랑 with 아니메 characters
당신 cant learn from anime
its just a show its not real
당신 can record them on your dvr
stop wasting your money on anime
what the hell are 당신 wearing
what in the hell are 당신 listening 2
speak English were not in japan
eat normal 음식
talk about normal stuff
why are 당신 읽기 당신 book backwards
do 당신 really need that

"Anime is for kids"

"I hate 아니메 because it gives bad influences to the children."

"Anime is satan"

"Ben 10 and Dora The Explorer are anime"

"Anime is just a drawing"

It's childish >< !!!

Somebody once asked me what 아니메 was in school cause she saw my friend drawing some 아니메 in art class cuz we had a free 일 to draw what ever we want she just looked at us like we were stupid when she told the girl she was drawing anime, and I'm like what the actual fuck dude my grandfather knows what 아니메 is and he doesn't even watch it!

So this is something that happened once about me and Ava and Sasha
vs Andreas and Ryan and Lukas (AKA stupid fat gorilla
Baka perverts)

Me and my friends:*too busy chatting about anime
Andreas and his friends: *gets into a line and barges in*
Me: Stop interrupting our 아니메 conversations
Ryan: 아니메 is for babies!
Ava:what did 당신 say?!?!?!!!!!
Me: watch attack on Titan and high school dxd and 당신 cowards will cry in a tantrum and run away from the inappropriateness!
Lukas: We are brave!
Me: *takes out Ipad and ties them all to a chair, forcing them to watch attack on Titan* watch this then!
Andreas and his friends: * When it gets scary* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!*i untie them* I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!*runs home*

And that's what they get for calling 아니메 for babies!