Humphrey and black furred lilly

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other 곰 replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did 당신 put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did 당신 do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

*Enemy 늑대 run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the 불, 화재 ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught 당신 that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do 당신 know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that 늑대 I can teach 당신 guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your 설명 is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a 나무, 트리 with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber 당신 jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the 나무, 트리 was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty 당신 ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

A white 늑대 walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey 늑대 known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white 늑대 greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are 당신 holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two 늑대 in black 슈츠 walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see 당신 in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 늑대 down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...

A few months past on 의해 and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched 의해 Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the 일 of the birth. And then that 일 came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...

Kate woke up, Humphrey was sleeping behind her so Kate got up quietly and walked out the den. She felt wet in her lower areas. Kate 빙어, 빙 어 her lower area"Wow did i really mate with Humphrey last night"Kate said to herself, Kate licked herself"Hmm that tastes good"Kate said. Kate licked herself a bit 더 많이 then stopped and went down to the lake and cleaned up."Hey Kate"someone said from behind her, Kate turned to see Humphrey"Hey Humphrey"Kate said,"So did 당신 enjoy last night?"Humphrey asked getting into the lake. Kate giggled"Yeah i did"Kate said, when Humphrey and Kate were washing themselves...

One warm summer late in the afternoon at 6:30 i saw the sun setting as i relized it was time to go home.I left the the wooden obstical course wich i was training for alpha school,then i started to make my way towards home,as i was walking 집 i seen an old friend from alpha school,his name was keaka,i asked him"keaka,what are 당신 doing out here? its getting late!" he said"hey kate havent seen 당신 in a while,i was just over 의해 the pond drinking water."Oh i thought 당신 were alone out here 의해 yourself." i said to him,we kept on talking and i totaly forgot that it was getting late,i suddenly realized...

okay since im doing two sreies at the same time im gonna do svaing her one 일 and the fake life the other so on and on but please enjoy


it was 59 degress out in canada and it was a normal 일 for the jasperpark animal obsever nathan but what he didnt know was today was going to change his life forever.
" 저기요 nathan can 당신 check the 늑대 pack d again theres somthing going on " his boss asked. " okay be right back " he answered.
after about twenty he got to the eastern territory checking out to see whats wrong.then nathan hid behind a 부시, 부시 대통령은 observing the pack. " 저기요 boss theres nothing wrong...