Kate and Humphrey

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the 침상, 소파 and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine 다음 to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

Fred: 저기요 arent 당신 the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got 로스트 i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are 당신 balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do 당신 need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

It all was about to kick off now we all knew that judgement 일 was coming here is the story.
Three months later
A 늑대 followed 의해 his wife where 의해 the lake looking out at the water at about 12:00pm then a sound from the 부시, 부시 대통령은 made them jump “What was that?” asked the wolf’s wife then the 늑대 walked into the 부시, 부시 대통령은 to see then he gave out a loud yell for help then silent “Honey don’t scare me like that” said his wife then an Alpha Shade came out and killed her
Next morning
Humphrey followed 의해 Kate, Fire, Lilly, Garth, Water, Winston, Tony and Eve where 의해 a dead 늑대 “Not again...

"Kate...pst kate wake up" Humphrey Nudges his mates nose , kate flutterd her eyes open and yawned "Moring Handsome" kate smiled at her loving mate as he looked into her eyes "Kate , your dad and mother want to see 당신 it's urgent " Humphrwey informed kate . The Beautiful alpha sterched and set off to her old cave .

When the alpha arrived at the cave she was greeted 의해 hutch who led her in, "moring dad , Moring mum sleep well?" kate said in a friendly manner Eve looked at her Husband with guilt "fine thank 당신 ...there's something we need to tell 당신 ...." Winston stared at the ground "What...

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Sage, a light brown pup with beautiful 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes, leapt out of the bushes, crushing her brother, Thorn.
"Got you!" she yelled, just as her mother Lily and her father Garth entered the clearing with her sister Tiger Lily and her other brother, Tiger.
Unlike her siblings, Sage was light brown. Everyone else in her family was pure white like her mother, except Garth of course.
"Dad!" yelled...

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged 의해 a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this 당신 meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio...

    To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
                         I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over....

~A 년 later~ Balto and Jenna are laying down watching the now grown up Alue and Kodi.

Jenna: they grow up to fast
Balto: I know but there perfect
Jenna: Yup

Kodi walks over and sits 다음 to his father.

Kodi: 저기요 Hero whats up

Balto: Nothing just thinking about how 당신 guy grow up so fast

Kodi: Alright see ya
Kodi walks away and twoards Alue And they run off and leave balto and jenna there alone laying there sad but happy too. Then along comes steele.

Steele: Ha Jenna 당신 don't know a good guy when 당신 see him so 당신 pick Balto the puny loser

Jenna: *Tears in eye* 당신 know what your a fucking dick...

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It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these 나귀, 엉덩이 holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a 샤워 got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny 일 and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long 나귀, 엉덩이 trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the 거리 from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the 거리 to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the 굴, 덴 and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could 당신 teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as 당신 know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high 언덕, 힐 peak) and sing out their 가장 좋아하는 metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be 노래 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...

Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to 당신 about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t...

When Kate and humphrey joined in on the hunt the battle had already begun and it was a thrashing of claws and fur. It was all confusion Kate and Humphrey already took down 1 caribou each, and then Humphrey saw Kate get get kicked in the stomach 의해 a raging caribou he saw her drop to the ground instantly and he ran to try and save her.


When humphrey got to Kate she was unconsis, for she had hit a rock when she fell to the ground, so he picked Kate up and slung her over his shoulders as he ran her all the way back to the 굴, 덴 where he would doctor kates wounds and help her get better. They thankfully...

Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 3


Richard takes a deep breath and a sigh of relief. "Holy shit that
could have ended badly!!!" Richard looked at the forest floor and
sees the beast laying right in front of him. She was knocked out cold.
"Thank god I had the tranquilizer pistol on hand!" He then realizes
that he forgot all about poor Dale. Richard went over to Dale and
again slapped him on the face but this time with 더 많이 slap! "Dale
you pansy wake up!!!" "Hmmmm Richard is that you?? Dale asks.
"LOL yea its me, how 당신 feel there???" "Gee I don't know Richard
it feels like I just got hit 의해 a freaking...