The Alpha and Omega characters part with the Balto characters.
별, 스타 was out walking in drizzle.
“Damn, I hate rain!”
He got back tot the house. Master Chief was there.
“Hahahahllolololhahahalolhahololhahlolhahhlolhaha!”
“Ok.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, seriously.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
별, 스타 went in.
“I’m going to kill 당신 rasta!” Kate said in her sleep.
In her dream, she was trying to kill these things that look like Grunts but she didn’t know what they are.
“Kate!”
Kate jumped up.
“Yeah?”
“You ok?”
“I’m having dreams that I’m not 안전한, 안전 now that Humphrey’s gone.”
Kaltag came.
“What’s up?”
Kate grunted.
“Hey Kaltag, since Humphrey’s gone, can 당신 come with me to the hospital when delivering pups?”
“Sure.”
Star’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“This is the Travis Air Force Base hospital.”
“I’m going to have to go to a Sanitarium aren’t I?”
“No, your friend Humphrey is being discharged.”
“Did I hear 당신 correctly?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok I’ll be there.”
별, 스타 eventually got to Humphrey.
“Good to see 당신 man.”
“Good to see 당신 too.”
On the way back, Nightmare was playing. Humphrey was playing the air 기타 and humming the tune to the guitar.
“Dude, stop.”
“Why?”
“It’s distracting.”
“Sorry.”
별, 스타 was driving the Charger. At a stop light, Humphrey started playing the Air 기타 again. That startled 별, 스타 causing him to take his foot off the clutch. That killed the engine and rammed the Charger right into the car behind him.
“See what 당신 made me do!?”
“Sorry.”
“I’m going to go apologize to the guy.”
별, 스타 got out.
“I’m so sorry, my foot slipped off the clutch.”
“It’s alright. At least we’re able to drive them still.”
“Yeah.”
별, 스타 gave the man $25,000.
“Here 당신 go.”
“Umm, are 당신 sure?”
“Positive.”
“This is really big.”
“Here’s my number.”
“Umm, thanks.”
“Bye.”
별, 스타 drove of with the bumper scraping. Ride the Lightning was playing. Humphrey was surely breaking air strings during the solo. 별, 스타 punched Humphrey. Humphrey wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and 별, 스타 always forgets how strong he is. Those things combined made Humphrey hit the window and fly out.
“Oh shit, sorry!”
별, 스타 pulled to the curb and ran to Humphrey.
“I’m sorry, don’t die on me again!”
“Rukt Fist… Merry Christmas…”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“You ok?”
“Yeah, you?”
“Yup.”
“Get in.”
“What? Ok.”
They got home.
“Humphrey! Now Kaltag doesn’t have to go with me!”
“Can I still go?”
“Yeah.”
Bella was right behind him.
“Kaltag, hand me your phone and don’t look behind you.”
“Why not?”
Kaltag attempted to look behind himself.
“Don’t!”
“Fine.”
“Kaltag,” Bella said.
“Oh shit!”
별, 스타 reversed time.
“Can I…”
Kaltag was shut up 의해 Star.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Later on, Kate was throwing up.
“You ok?” Humphrey asked.
Kate threw up a puppy.
“Why did 당신 eat a puppy, foo!?”
“That’s one of our 강아지 that was supposed to come out normally.”
“That’s weird.”
“She threw up another one.”
“Kaltag, Star, come down.”
“What?”
“She’s sick.”
She threw up yet another puppy.
“Hindu and Hutch are the two best doctors in our pack.”
“We’ll howl for them,” 별, 스타 and Kaltag said.
They both howled for Hindu and Hutch. Except they said Hindu and Dutch. Dutch’s 헬멧 translates any language even a 늑대 howl. When he heard his name, he responded. In fact he’s the doctor of his squadron. Hindu and Dutch got to their house.
“Dutch reporting for duty.”
“I’m here, what’s wrong?” Hindu asked.
“Kate is throwing up puppies.”
“Star, Kaltag, I asked for Hindu and Hutch, not Hindu and Dutch.”
“I’ll go get Hutch,” Dutch said.
“Ok.”
Dutch got to Hutch.
“Kate wants you.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Dutch.”
“Ok, I’ll be at their house soon. And could 당신 turn around, I’m not dressed.”
“Ok, I’ll leave.”
Hutch soon got the Kate.
“What’s up?”
“She’s better now.”
“Ok.”
Everyone left.
“Kate was talking with Humphrey, 별, 스타 and Kaltag.”
“You know, living in California really gives us bad luck. Humphrey got expelled and committed suicide, I had pups come out of my mouth.”
“Are saying 당신 should leave?”
“Well… It would be a good idea.”
“Damn!”
“I’ll howl for the pack,” Humphrey said.
“Damn!”
There was a meeting 30 분 later.
“We think California might give us bad luck,” Kate said.
“Why?” Hindu asked.
“Look at all what happened.”
“True.”
“We got stop it 의해 moving back to Jasper Park.”
“What!?”
“We have to.”
“It’s not like we’re never going to see 당신 again. We’ll take trips down here and 당신 can take trip up there.”
“True.”
“We should buy airline tickets.”
“No!!!”
“What?”
“I’m not ready.”
Hutch was online at Virgin America.
“The cheapest is 87 bucks.”
“Damn!”
“Southwest is expensive these days.”
“It’s Virgin America.”
“Ok, check Southwest.”
“43 bucks.”
“Alright, better that what we could get.”
“Wait, I have a cheat for a 737.”
“Really?”
“Yeah but you’re not using it.”
“Speaking of cheats where the nearest phone store?”
Verizon is over 의해 the inlets.
“I don’t know where AT&T is neither T-Mobile 또는 Sprint. I haven’t bought a phone that’s not Verizon here yet.”
“Ok, we’ll have Verizon.”
On their way to Verizon, they saw AT&T, T-Mobile and Sprint. Some of them got phones there. They all got phones.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled.
They came back to the house to find a 737 in front of it.
“I guess I will let 당신 use a cheat.”
“Ok thanks.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob we just heard from 당신 5 분 ago!”
“Yes!!!”
“Go away!”
“What? Ok.”
“Dumb ass.”
Humphrey came to Star.
“Well, bye man,” Humphrey said.
“Can I go with you?”
“California will be 로스트 without you. Stay here.”
“Why?”
“Just stay.”
“Can we stay?” the two organic girls asked Kaltag.
“We’re trying to get people to stay.”
“Yay.”
Kaltag looked back.
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries!”
“Hey 별, 스타 I accidentally let the organic girls stay here.”
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries.”
“What about grapes?”
“Those are berries.”
“Since when!?”
“Ok eat grapes.”
별, 스타 tried one.
“Wow, they’re good.”
“Are 당신 high?”
“Try one.”
Kaltag snatched it from Star.
“Oh my God they’re good.”
“Give me the ones 당신 have,’” 별, 스타 said.
“Here.”
별, 스타 tasted them.
“They’re disgusting!”
“What?”
“What is that?”
“Crap berry.”
“I know why they call it that.”
Steele came. Both of the girls were drooling at the sight of him.
“He looks 더 많이 delicious than our berries!”
“He does!”
They both came to him.
“Hi hotty.”
“Umm, hi?”
“He replied!”
“What do 당신 girls want?”
“Do 당신 have a girl friend?”
“I was a former player.”
“Do 당신 want to be my boy?”
“Sure I need a few girls.”
They both made out with him.
“Alright we’re packed and ready to go.”
“Damn!”
“Bye man.”
Kate kissed Kaltag then hugged him.
“Bye Kaltag.”
“Bye Kate.”
“I 사랑 you!”
“I 사랑 당신 too.”
Humphrey took off. Bye take off I mean drive.
“Fly!”
Humphrey took off then. 별, 스타 just stood there.
“He’s gone.”
“Dude, he got a phone and we go and see him. Same with all the rest.”
별, 스타 pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head.
“Alright I’m good.”
“So, what now?”
“I don’t know.”
Ralph came along with about 100 cops.
“Ahh damn.”
“Alright Star, give yourself up 또는 당신 will die.”
“We don’t want to shoot.”
“Damn it! California cops are unreliable. 저기요 Star, go to Liberty City.”
“Ok, I got to say bye first.”
“Sola, Bella, we’re going to Liberty City.”
“Ok, bye.”
별, 스타 ordered an SR-71 for him and Ralph. That’s one of the fastest planes in the world. That got them to Liberty City faster.
“Time to recruit cops.”
“Time to kill. 당신 ready Kaltag?”
“Ready.”
“There were about 10 enforcers, 50 police cars, and 75 Hummers that came.”
“Oh shit.”
“Change of plans, run for your life!”
There were cops with M-16’s, Spaz-12’s, M-5’s, even one with an RPG. Kaltag and 별, 스타 got an Infernus. 별, 스타 drove and Kaltag shot.
“These cops are worse than the Nome cops.”
Kaltag killed one cop that was driving. That caused him to drive right into a gas station. The gas station blew up. That took out some of the units as well. They eventually got to Francis International Airport.
“There’s a helicopter.”
“Cool, let’s steal it.”
“Ok.”
They got in and shot at the cops. How ever, They got a 미사일 lock.
“Kaltag, check our ass.”
“It’s a Mig-31.”
“What?”
“It’s Ralph!”
“You got a parachute?”
“Yeah here’s two.”
“They both jumped as Ralph fired.”
“You ok?”
“Yeah.”
A Mig-31 was just sitting there.
“WTF!”
“ROFL.”
“LOL.”
“So, let’s get in.”
“Ok.”
“Ralph heard a 미사일 lock.”
“Cage, check our ass.”
“It’s your dog, Star.”
“What!?”
“I got 당신 Ralph.”
Ralph slowed down and pulled up.
“What the hell?”
Ralph got a 미사일 lock on Star, but 별, 스타 stalled and dodged the missile.
“You are one crazy pilot.”
They got a 미사일 lock. Not form Ralph, not even from a fighter jet, but a dragon.
“Kaltag what has us?”
“Looks like a dragon.”
“What!?”
“Wait, what the hell! There’s a kid on 상단, 맨 위로 of it!”
별, 스타 stalled and got behind this dragon.
“Kaltag, that’s not just any dragon.”
“Ok?”
“It’s a Night Furry, the most dangerous dragon in the world.”
“How do 당신 know this?”
“Winston.”
“Oh.”
별, 스타 noticed it had a broken tail blade that was being supported 의해 a pice of paper. Out of nowhere, the dragon descended into a stall.
“What the…”
They got hit 의해 a ball of fire.
“Shit!”
Kaltag pulled the ejection handles. They landed on a 737.
“How ironic.”
“I know.”
The 737 had no paint scheme.
“Uhh…”
They opened the door and got in. The cockpit door was open. There was also a curtain before the seating started. Kaltag knocked on the door.
“If 당신 want to help, get Hutch,” a familiar voice said.
“Ok, I’ll call Dutch.”
별, 스타 called Dutch.
“Hello?”
“Hey Dutch, I’m on a 737 right now and the pilot want you.”
“Is it on the ground?”
“Wait, Star, is that you?” Humphrey asked.
“Hold on I have to go.”
“Affirmative.”
“Piece out Dutch.”
There was a short pause.
“Star, talk to me.”
“Humphrey!”
“Come in!”
별, 스타 barged in but flew out of the cockpit windshield, dumb ass.
“God damn it, I’m coming Star!”
Kaltag rescued Star. However, they only had about 5,000 feet.
“Star, our respawn DNA needs renewed.”
“You’re waiting until just now to tell me!?”
“I forgot.”
“This is our last moments together. Now that we’re about dead with no respawn DNA, I can do this.”
별, 스타 tongue kissed Kaltag.
“You remember we’re going to Heaven right?”
“Oh, right.”
“Lol.”
There was a pause.
“Ok, seriously, 당신 don’t have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Then… Never mind.”
They hit the water.
“Nothing happened.”
“Queer.”
They swam to 육지, 쇼 어 and retuned home. Humphrey and Kate just landed at Jasper Park.
별, 스타 was out walking in drizzle.
“Damn, I hate rain!”
He got back tot the house. Master Chief was there.
“Hahahahllolololhahahalolhahololhahlolhahhlolhaha!”
“Ok.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob, seriously.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
별, 스타 went in.
“I’m going to kill 당신 rasta!” Kate said in her sleep.
In her dream, she was trying to kill these things that look like Grunts but she didn’t know what they are.
“Kate!”
Kate jumped up.
“Yeah?”
“You ok?”
“I’m having dreams that I’m not 안전한, 안전 now that Humphrey’s gone.”
Kaltag came.
“What’s up?”
Kate grunted.
“Hey Kaltag, since Humphrey’s gone, can 당신 come with me to the hospital when delivering pups?”
“Sure.”
Star’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“This is the Travis Air Force Base hospital.”
“I’m going to have to go to a Sanitarium aren’t I?”
“No, your friend Humphrey is being discharged.”
“Did I hear 당신 correctly?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok I’ll be there.”
별, 스타 eventually got to Humphrey.
“Good to see 당신 man.”
“Good to see 당신 too.”
On the way back, Nightmare was playing. Humphrey was playing the air 기타 and humming the tune to the guitar.
“Dude, stop.”
“Why?”
“It’s distracting.”
“Sorry.”
별, 스타 was driving the Charger. At a stop light, Humphrey started playing the Air 기타 again. That startled 별, 스타 causing him to take his foot off the clutch. That killed the engine and rammed the Charger right into the car behind him.
“See what 당신 made me do!?”
“Sorry.”
“I’m going to go apologize to the guy.”
별, 스타 got out.
“I’m so sorry, my foot slipped off the clutch.”
“It’s alright. At least we’re able to drive them still.”
“Yeah.”
별, 스타 gave the man $25,000.
“Here 당신 go.”
“Umm, are 당신 sure?”
“Positive.”
“This is really big.”
“Here’s my number.”
“Umm, thanks.”
“Bye.”
별, 스타 drove of with the bumper scraping. Ride the Lightning was playing. Humphrey was surely breaking air strings during the solo. 별, 스타 punched Humphrey. Humphrey wasn’t wearing his seatbelt and 별, 스타 always forgets how strong he is. Those things combined made Humphrey hit the window and fly out.
“Oh shit, sorry!”
별, 스타 pulled to the curb and ran to Humphrey.
“I’m sorry, don’t die on me again!”
“Rukt Fist… Merry Christmas…”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“You ok?”
“Yeah, you?”
“Yup.”
“Get in.”
“What? Ok.”
They got home.
“Humphrey! Now Kaltag doesn’t have to go with me!”
“Can I still go?”
“Yeah.”
Bella was right behind him.
“Kaltag, hand me your phone and don’t look behind you.”
“Why not?”
Kaltag attempted to look behind himself.
“Don’t!”
“Fine.”
“Kaltag,” Bella said.
“Oh shit!”
별, 스타 reversed time.
“Can I…”
Kaltag was shut up 의해 Star.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Later on, Kate was throwing up.
“You ok?” Humphrey asked.
Kate threw up a puppy.
“Why did 당신 eat a puppy, foo!?”
“That’s one of our 강아지 that was supposed to come out normally.”
“That’s weird.”
“She threw up another one.”
“Kaltag, Star, come down.”
“What?”
“She’s sick.”
She threw up yet another puppy.
“Hindu and Hutch are the two best doctors in our pack.”
“We’ll howl for them,” 별, 스타 and Kaltag said.
They both howled for Hindu and Hutch. Except they said Hindu and Dutch. Dutch’s 헬멧 translates any language even a 늑대 howl. When he heard his name, he responded. In fact he’s the doctor of his squadron. Hindu and Dutch got to their house.
“Dutch reporting for duty.”
“I’m here, what’s wrong?” Hindu asked.
“Kate is throwing up puppies.”
“Star, Kaltag, I asked for Hindu and Hutch, not Hindu and Dutch.”
“I’ll go get Hutch,” Dutch said.
“Ok.”
Dutch got to Hutch.
“Kate wants you.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Dutch.”
“Ok, I’ll be at their house soon. And could 당신 turn around, I’m not dressed.”
“Ok, I’ll leave.”
Hutch soon got the Kate.
“What’s up?”
“She’s better now.”
“Ok.”
Everyone left.
“Kate was talking with Humphrey, 별, 스타 and Kaltag.”
“You know, living in California really gives us bad luck. Humphrey got expelled and committed suicide, I had pups come out of my mouth.”
“Are saying 당신 should leave?”
“Well… It would be a good idea.”
“Damn!”
“I’ll howl for the pack,” Humphrey said.
“Damn!”
There was a meeting 30 분 later.
“We think California might give us bad luck,” Kate said.
“Why?” Hindu asked.
“Look at all what happened.”
“True.”
“We got stop it 의해 moving back to Jasper Park.”
“What!?”
“We have to.”
“It’s not like we’re never going to see 당신 again. We’ll take trips down here and 당신 can take trip up there.”
“True.”
“We should buy airline tickets.”
“No!!!”
“What?”
“I’m not ready.”
Hutch was online at Virgin America.
“The cheapest is 87 bucks.”
“Damn!”
“Southwest is expensive these days.”
“It’s Virgin America.”
“Ok, check Southwest.”
“43 bucks.”
“Alright, better that what we could get.”
“Wait, I have a cheat for a 737.”
“Really?”
“Yeah but you’re not using it.”
“Speaking of cheats where the nearest phone store?”
Verizon is over 의해 the inlets.
“I don’t know where AT&T is neither T-Mobile 또는 Sprint. I haven’t bought a phone that’s not Verizon here yet.”
“Ok, we’ll have Verizon.”
On their way to Verizon, they saw AT&T, T-Mobile and Sprint. Some of them got phones there. They all got phones.
“Yay!!!” Bob yelled.
They came back to the house to find a 737 in front of it.
“I guess I will let 당신 use a cheat.”
“Ok thanks.”
“Yay!!!”
“Bob we just heard from 당신 5 분 ago!”
“Yes!!!”
“Go away!”
“What? Ok.”
“Dumb ass.”
Humphrey came to Star.
“Well, bye man,” Humphrey said.
“Can I go with you?”
“California will be 로스트 without you. Stay here.”
“Why?”
“Just stay.”
“Can we stay?” the two organic girls asked Kaltag.
“We’re trying to get people to stay.”
“Yay.”
Kaltag looked back.
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries!”
“Hey 별, 스타 I accidentally let the organic girls stay here.”
“Damn it!”
“Eat berries.”
“What about grapes?”
“Those are berries.”
“Since when!?”
“Ok eat grapes.”
별, 스타 tried one.
“Wow, they’re good.”
“Are 당신 high?”
“Try one.”
Kaltag snatched it from Star.
“Oh my God they’re good.”
“Give me the ones 당신 have,’” 별, 스타 said.
“Here.”
별, 스타 tasted them.
“They’re disgusting!”
“What?”
“What is that?”
“Crap berry.”
“I know why they call it that.”
Steele came. Both of the girls were drooling at the sight of him.
“He looks 더 많이 delicious than our berries!”
“He does!”
They both came to him.
“Hi hotty.”
“Umm, hi?”
“He replied!”
“What do 당신 girls want?”
“Do 당신 have a girl friend?”
“I was a former player.”
“Do 당신 want to be my boy?”
“Sure I need a few girls.”
They both made out with him.
“Alright we’re packed and ready to go.”
“Damn!”
“Bye man.”
Kate kissed Kaltag then hugged him.
“Bye Kaltag.”
“Bye Kate.”
“I 사랑 you!”
“I 사랑 당신 too.”
Humphrey took off. Bye take off I mean drive.
“Fly!”
Humphrey took off then. 별, 스타 just stood there.
“He’s gone.”
“Dude, he got a phone and we go and see him. Same with all the rest.”
별, 스타 pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head.
“Alright I’m good.”
“So, what now?”
“I don’t know.”
Ralph came along with about 100 cops.
“Ahh damn.”
“Alright Star, give yourself up 또는 당신 will die.”
“We don’t want to shoot.”
“Damn it! California cops are unreliable. 저기요 Star, go to Liberty City.”
“Ok, I got to say bye first.”
“Sola, Bella, we’re going to Liberty City.”
“Ok, bye.”
별, 스타 ordered an SR-71 for him and Ralph. That’s one of the fastest planes in the world. That got them to Liberty City faster.
“Time to recruit cops.”
“Time to kill. 당신 ready Kaltag?”
“Ready.”
“There were about 10 enforcers, 50 police cars, and 75 Hummers that came.”
“Oh shit.”
“Change of plans, run for your life!”
There were cops with M-16’s, Spaz-12’s, M-5’s, even one with an RPG. Kaltag and 별, 스타 got an Infernus. 별, 스타 drove and Kaltag shot.
“These cops are worse than the Nome cops.”
Kaltag killed one cop that was driving. That caused him to drive right into a gas station. The gas station blew up. That took out some of the units as well. They eventually got to Francis International Airport.
“There’s a helicopter.”
“Cool, let’s steal it.”
“Ok.”
They got in and shot at the cops. How ever, They got a 미사일 lock.
“Kaltag, check our ass.”
“It’s a Mig-31.”
“What?”
“It’s Ralph!”
“You got a parachute?”
“Yeah here’s two.”
“They both jumped as Ralph fired.”
“You ok?”
“Yeah.”
A Mig-31 was just sitting there.
“WTF!”
“ROFL.”
“LOL.”
“So, let’s get in.”
“Ok.”
“Ralph heard a 미사일 lock.”
“Cage, check our ass.”
“It’s your dog, Star.”
“What!?”
“I got 당신 Ralph.”
Ralph slowed down and pulled up.
“What the hell?”
Ralph got a 미사일 lock on Star, but 별, 스타 stalled and dodged the missile.
“You are one crazy pilot.”
They got a 미사일 lock. Not form Ralph, not even from a fighter jet, but a dragon.
“Kaltag what has us?”
“Looks like a dragon.”
“What!?”
“Wait, what the hell! There’s a kid on 상단, 맨 위로 of it!”
별, 스타 stalled and got behind this dragon.
“Kaltag, that’s not just any dragon.”
“Ok?”
“It’s a Night Furry, the most dangerous dragon in the world.”
“How do 당신 know this?”
“Winston.”
“Oh.”
별, 스타 noticed it had a broken tail blade that was being supported 의해 a pice of paper. Out of nowhere, the dragon descended into a stall.
“What the…”
They got hit 의해 a ball of fire.
“Shit!”
Kaltag pulled the ejection handles. They landed on a 737.
“How ironic.”
“I know.”
The 737 had no paint scheme.
“Uhh…”
They opened the door and got in. The cockpit door was open. There was also a curtain before the seating started. Kaltag knocked on the door.
“If 당신 want to help, get Hutch,” a familiar voice said.
“Ok, I’ll call Dutch.”
별, 스타 called Dutch.
“Hello?”
“Hey Dutch, I’m on a 737 right now and the pilot want you.”
“Is it on the ground?”
“Wait, Star, is that you?” Humphrey asked.
“Hold on I have to go.”
“Affirmative.”
“Piece out Dutch.”
There was a short pause.
“Star, talk to me.”
“Humphrey!”
“Come in!”
별, 스타 barged in but flew out of the cockpit windshield, dumb ass.
“God damn it, I’m coming Star!”
Kaltag rescued Star. However, they only had about 5,000 feet.
“Star, our respawn DNA needs renewed.”
“You’re waiting until just now to tell me!?”
“I forgot.”
“This is our last moments together. Now that we’re about dead with no respawn DNA, I can do this.”
별, 스타 tongue kissed Kaltag.
“You remember we’re going to Heaven right?”
“Oh, right.”
“Lol.”
There was a pause.
“Ok, seriously, 당신 don’t have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Then… Never mind.”
They hit the water.
“Nothing happened.”
“Queer.”
They swam to 육지, 쇼 어 and retuned home. Humphrey and Kate just landed at Jasper Park.
