Jasper Park, Canada: one of the best parks in Canada. it's a great 일 and a couple of Omega boys - Humphrey, Salty, Shakey and Mooch - are doing something they like to call "logboarding".
Humphrey: (as the boys push a log at the edge of the cliff) Bros, it's time to ride this slide and taste the wind.
Salty: Humphrey, you're totally genius! I mean, log boarding. We should've thought of this before.
Shakey: (looks at the hill, nervous) Guys, 당신 sure about this?
Humphrey: Don't worry, dude. I got everything under control here.
Shakey: If 당신 say so.
They all hop on the log and start pushing it even 더 많이 to slide down.
All: One...
Mooch: My belly's telling me we're in for a damn good time.
Humphrey: And the belly never lies.
Mooch: Yeah, bro.... (burps; the others say "ewwww")
Humphrey: Ugh! Dude, 당신 gotta control yourself.
Mooch: Oops! My bad!
All: Two....
Shakey's still not sure about logboarding, and he looks down the 언덕, 힐 again.
Shakey: A big log, a super slope and a lotta speed... and it all adds up to... Oh hell no!
All: THREE!
They push one 더 많이 time and the log slides them down the hill. Shakey loses his balance a little just as they slide down.
Shakey: Oh god! I knew this wasn't a good idea!
(they slide down)
Meanwhile as the boys go logboarding down the hill, another 강아지 and Humphrey's best friend Kate, is busy practice hunting with her younger sister Lilly.
Kate: (as she gets down low in the grass) This caribou's mine!
Lilly: (looks up through the grass) Kate? Come on, sis. I don't like this game.
Kate leaps outta the 잔디 and jumps in front of her sister.
Kate: (wagging her tail playfully) Come on, Lilly. Challenge me for my practice hunting.
Lilly: Oh, like this? (wags her tail in Kate's face)
Kate: (playfully) I'm gonna get 당신 Lilly!
The two girls playfully chase each other. Meanwhile the boys are having a blast logboarding down the hill. They almost hit a rock.
Humphrey: Take a left!
They lean to the left to avoid the rock, but Mooch flies off the log. He tries to follow the log but trips and lands face-first in the snow. Next, the log slides towards a tree.
Humphrey: Roll right!
They do so, but Salty gets his head stuck in a 나무, 트리 branch.
Salty: Ow! Well that sucks.
It's only Shakey and Humphrey on the log now. Now, they hit a bump that sends Shakey flying off the log, down a slope and into the air, where he lands on a porcupine eating grass.
Shakey: YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!! (shoots up in the sky; gets stuck on a branch) Damn it, that hurt! (sees Humphrey going ahead) They ain't never gonna listen to me.
Humphrey's all alone on the log.
Humphrey: Okay, guys. Keep it steady! (looks behind him) Guys?
Kate's still chasing Lilly.
Kate: Is that all 당신 can do, sis? Pfft, come on!
Lilly: Okay, how about this? (runs in zig zag)
Kate: (still behind her) Caribou don't have tails that long.
Lilly: Oh yeah? Well this one does!
Humphrey comes sliding down the 언덕, 힐 where Kate and Lilly are. He seems them both.
Humphrey: Kate? (sees her in awe for a 초 then shook his head) Oh hell no!
The log flies off the edge and just as Kate pounces, she accidentally hits Humphrey knocking him off the log and the two of them roll down to a stop. Humphrey's on 상단, 맨 위로 of Kate.
Kate: (pissed off) UGGGGHHHHH!!
Humphrey: (nervously) 저기요 Kate. How ya doin'?
Kate: Damn it, Humphrey! (tackles him back) 당신 ruined my hunt!
Humphrey: What? I ruined your hunt? 당신 knocked me off the log.
Humphrey looks at Lilly.
Humphrey: And 의해 hunting, 당신 mean you're hunting your sister?
Lilly: Actually she was hunting my tail. Like this. (she chases her tail) But she didn't get me. (giggles) Well, that was fun, sis. (runs away, playfully)
Humphrey looks back up at Kate, who rolls her eyes.
Kate: It's practice, Humphrey.
Humphrey: Oh, i get it. You're pretty good.
Kate: Oh. (small blush) Thanks!
Winston: (from on 상단, 맨 위로 of a rock) Kate! It's time to go (turns around and walks away)
Kate: Oh, i'm coming dad. (gets off of Humphrey and starts to walk away)
Humphrey: (sits up) Wait, where 당신 going?
Kate: Alpha school. It goes 'till spring.
Humphrey: Spring? But that's a whole winter away.
Kate: (giggles and smiles at him) Don't worry. I'll be back.
She walks up a slope and Humphrey stares at her and sighs in awe. Just then Salty, Shakey and Mooch jump outta the 잔디 on to Humphrey.
All 3: 늑대 PILE!!!
Humphrey: (laughs as they play together) Looks like Omega class's in season.
Kate: (looks at them; rolls her eyes smiling) Silly Omegas.
Humphrey watches Kate walk away over the hill.
Humphrey: (as the boys push a log at the edge of the cliff) Bros, it's time to ride this slide and taste the wind.
Salty: Humphrey, you're totally genius! I mean, log boarding. We should've thought of this before.
Shakey: (looks at the hill, nervous) Guys, 당신 sure about this?
Humphrey: Don't worry, dude. I got everything under control here.
Shakey: If 당신 say so.
They all hop on the log and start pushing it even 더 많이 to slide down.
All: One...
Mooch: My belly's telling me we're in for a damn good time.
Humphrey: And the belly never lies.
Mooch: Yeah, bro.... (burps; the others say "ewwww")
Humphrey: Ugh! Dude, 당신 gotta control yourself.
Mooch: Oops! My bad!
All: Two....
Shakey's still not sure about logboarding, and he looks down the 언덕, 힐 again.
Shakey: A big log, a super slope and a lotta speed... and it all adds up to... Oh hell no!
All: THREE!
They push one 더 많이 time and the log slides them down the hill. Shakey loses his balance a little just as they slide down.
Shakey: Oh god! I knew this wasn't a good idea!
(they slide down)
Meanwhile as the boys go logboarding down the hill, another 강아지 and Humphrey's best friend Kate, is busy practice hunting with her younger sister Lilly.
Kate: (as she gets down low in the grass) This caribou's mine!
Lilly: (looks up through the grass) Kate? Come on, sis. I don't like this game.
Kate leaps outta the 잔디 and jumps in front of her sister.
Kate: (wagging her tail playfully) Come on, Lilly. Challenge me for my practice hunting.
Lilly: Oh, like this? (wags her tail in Kate's face)
Kate: (playfully) I'm gonna get 당신 Lilly!
The two girls playfully chase each other. Meanwhile the boys are having a blast logboarding down the hill. They almost hit a rock.
Humphrey: Take a left!
They lean to the left to avoid the rock, but Mooch flies off the log. He tries to follow the log but trips and lands face-first in the snow. Next, the log slides towards a tree.
Humphrey: Roll right!
They do so, but Salty gets his head stuck in a 나무, 트리 branch.
Salty: Ow! Well that sucks.
It's only Shakey and Humphrey on the log now. Now, they hit a bump that sends Shakey flying off the log, down a slope and into the air, where he lands on a porcupine eating grass.
Shakey: YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!! (shoots up in the sky; gets stuck on a branch) Damn it, that hurt! (sees Humphrey going ahead) They ain't never gonna listen to me.
Humphrey's all alone on the log.
Humphrey: Okay, guys. Keep it steady! (looks behind him) Guys?
Kate's still chasing Lilly.
Kate: Is that all 당신 can do, sis? Pfft, come on!
Lilly: Okay, how about this? (runs in zig zag)
Kate: (still behind her) Caribou don't have tails that long.
Lilly: Oh yeah? Well this one does!
Humphrey comes sliding down the 언덕, 힐 where Kate and Lilly are. He seems them both.
Humphrey: Kate? (sees her in awe for a 초 then shook his head) Oh hell no!
The log flies off the edge and just as Kate pounces, she accidentally hits Humphrey knocking him off the log and the two of them roll down to a stop. Humphrey's on 상단, 맨 위로 of Kate.
Kate: (pissed off) UGGGGHHHHH!!
Humphrey: (nervously) 저기요 Kate. How ya doin'?
Kate: Damn it, Humphrey! (tackles him back) 당신 ruined my hunt!
Humphrey: What? I ruined your hunt? 당신 knocked me off the log.
Humphrey looks at Lilly.
Humphrey: And 의해 hunting, 당신 mean you're hunting your sister?
Lilly: Actually she was hunting my tail. Like this. (she chases her tail) But she didn't get me. (giggles) Well, that was fun, sis. (runs away, playfully)
Humphrey looks back up at Kate, who rolls her eyes.
Kate: It's practice, Humphrey.
Humphrey: Oh, i get it. You're pretty good.
Kate: Oh. (small blush) Thanks!
Winston: (from on 상단, 맨 위로 of a rock) Kate! It's time to go (turns around and walks away)
Kate: Oh, i'm coming dad. (gets off of Humphrey and starts to walk away)
Humphrey: (sits up) Wait, where 당신 going?
Kate: Alpha school. It goes 'till spring.
Humphrey: Spring? But that's a whole winter away.
Kate: (giggles and smiles at him) Don't worry. I'll be back.
She walks up a slope and Humphrey stares at her and sighs in awe. Just then Salty, Shakey and Mooch jump outta the 잔디 on to Humphrey.
All 3: 늑대 PILE!!!
Humphrey: (laughs as they play together) Looks like Omega class's in season.
Kate: (looks at them; rolls her eyes smiling) Silly Omegas.
Humphrey watches Kate walk away over the hill.
As we last left are heels there were fighting parolessly to get out of the hell hole they were in but then it became quiet and that's were we start off
*Theme song*
Me-"Damn it's getting foggy"
Buddy-"Yea it is"
Just then lighting shot down through the roof and a he'llhound appered.
Hank-"Ahh fuck no"
Joanthan-"Ahh come on!!"
Just then it jumped on me and started attacking me
Me-"Ahh fuck get It off get it off!!!!"
Lily-"Hank help him please!!"
Hank-"Okay u got it"
As hank kick the dog off and blew his head off he put his hand out.
Hank-"u good"
Me-"yea now let's finish this"
then I saw a exsplosion engulf Joanthan and buddy Rosie Aswell
Me-"ah shit"
now me and Hank were the last two humans alive and we were alone......
Tune in soon to check another great episode of cod nazi zombies
*Theme song*
Me-"Damn it's getting foggy"
Buddy-"Yea it is"
Just then lighting shot down through the roof and a he'llhound appered.
Hank-"Ahh fuck no"
Joanthan-"Ahh come on!!"
Just then it jumped on me and started attacking me
Me-"Ahh fuck get It off get it off!!!!"
Lily-"Hank help him please!!"
Hank-"Okay u got it"
As hank kick the dog off and blew his head off he put his hand out.
Hank-"u good"
Me-"yea now let's finish this"
then I saw a exsplosion engulf Joanthan and buddy Rosie Aswell
Me-"ah shit"
now me and Hank were the last two humans alive and we were alone......
Tune in soon to check another great episode of cod nazi zombies
