When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, 또는 ROTFLMAO!"
Start using 페이스북 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 페이스북 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 의해 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 일 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 스타벅스 this year.
Lose weight 의해 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password"
Start using 페이스북 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 페이스북 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 의해 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 일 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 스타벅스 this year.
Lose weight 의해 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password"