The 일 of the festival had finally loomed over the valley and heavy metal was in the air. lots of 늑대 all over the place were making last ditch attempts to get some practise in, nerves reaped at their souls but none so much so as Humphrey. Although he knew of his good vocal chords he was afraid of the outcome if the words didn't come out 또는 he forgot them. He was afraid he would be left cold and alone, embarrassed on a stage in front of a lot of wolves, their eyes burning scars into his skin. Kate could sense this and knew she had to do something.
Kate: Everything O.K Humphrey?
Humphrey: AHH! Kate (heavy exhale) it's you, 당신 startled me.
Kate: 당신 seem unresponsive today.
Humphrey: it's just nerves, what if i mess up 또는 forget the words?
Kate: Look, no matter what happens- regardless of success, messing up the songs accidentally will not diminish the 사랑 i have for you, no matter what,
Kate gently gave Humphrey a 키스 on the lips. For those few 초 the nerves seemed to flow out of humphrey and courage had replace what was once there.
Humphrey: 당신 always know how to diffuse the tension brilliantly don't you?
Kate: (laughing comfortingly) i thought that was an omega's job?
당신 will be fine trust me.
Humphrey for the majority of that morning wondered and pondered a variety of 질문 such as "would he really be O.K" 또는 "would the nerves finally break his spirit awarded to him 의해 Kate", either way he now had the knowledge that know matter what happened Kate would be 의해 Humphrey's side though thick and thin.
Kate: Humphrey? would 당신 help me get this skin tight 늑대 suit on (like a cat suit but for wolves), it's so difficult fitting in to it.
Humphrey: Sure! Anything 당신 want! Is it partly see through?
Kate: Yeah! (sexily turning and giggling slightly)
Humphrey: (wolf whistle)
Lets just see how difficult it is to fit your pretty frame into this big bad suit huh! Bring it on!!
Costumes and special effects where under Humphrey and Kate's control and the other jobs where given to other capable couples.
Lily and garth were in charge of the stage itself. This job was a hell of a lot easier than special effects so they were both kind of taking it easy. Lily was on the stage checking things over like a snow white roadie and Garth was down below with a checklist calling out the testing phase of the stage workings.
Garth: Speakers!
Lily: (booming the first set of speakers) Check!
Garth: Speaker set 2!
Lily: (booming 초 set of speakers) Check!
Garth: mic's 1,2 and 3!
Lily: Check! (she says beautifully 노래 into the mic)
"Every one dies
once in their lives
waiting for the 초 coming again"
Garth: (stunned)-(then) thick white stuff from centre tube!
Lily: ooh! feeling like that again are we huh!
Garth: no! i mean the fog from the centre pot!
so are 당신 nervous 또는 worried at all?
Lily: no, why would i be when i am 노래 with a 큰 덩어리, 한 조각 like 당신 behind my back?
Garth: i dont know, i am pretty nervous!
Lily: why? it's not that bad.
Lily jumped down from the stage to a worried looking garth curious as to this un-Garth phenomenon.
Garth: last time i hosted and competed in something like this was the eastern massacre. eastern 늑대 mysteriously died from non stop bleeding orifices and vomiting. most survived but there were a lot who died.
Lily: orifices?
Garth: holes in the body like your mouth, 또는 ears.
Garth: It was the eastern metal festival of 2008. 늑대 from the eastern pack competed against each other on stage, song for song for a years rights to first pick of the caribou each hunt.
I was to appear on stage as a member of Metallica, 당신 know i had the black 셔츠 and the leather jeans that chaff's to this day.
First up was my dad tony, he was going for one of those old time heavy classics from sabbath called heaven and hell, he sang well but he was no dio. Everything went great- the crowd were cheering and i remember my dad being very pleased. My mum and most of the alphas were doing there songs well and then it was my turn.
i started to sing "Cyanide" 의해 메탈리카
i had noticed some yellow dust in the speakers and some capsules broken up 다음 to it. I thought nothing of it- 당신 know, sex, drugs and rock and roll right, i thought it was just a mixture of 늑대 ecstasy and cum.
I sang my 심장 out, i was only young and i did well for my age, yellow dust every where 의해 the time i came off stage and i thought that the speakers had blown the horrid mixture out over every one until i saw what the capsules contained.
The label read CYANIDE! STAY CLEAR! property of the western union, the anti eastern alliance. The feeling of irony was enveloping me.
The cyanide had people bleeding from every where 당신 could stick your paw into, vomit and blood every where. Some survived as i said and i was on stage on the opposite end of the audience so i was unaffected. Times where even 더 많이 rough for everybody else when they found out that i 또는 the cyanide boy had won the tournament and i got caribou rights rather than the 늑대 that needed it.
Lily: thats terrible! its a frightening flashback but why are 당신 worried? the packs are united via 당신 and me so the anti-eastern and anti-western alliances are gone now! there is no one to kill anyone else any more.
Garth: i know but there are some 늑대 that still believe that we should have stuck to our separate sides of the valley, the eastern alliance was seen yesterday and the western alliance are starting up again as well, there is no stopping them.
Lily: i will tell dad and every one else to be on guard.
Garth: i'll come with 당신 then because we are the only things keeping the packs together and i hear that we are prime assassination targets, without us the packs will go to war again and are deaths would have been the end of both packs. NO ONE WILL TOUCH 당신 WHILE I AM AROUND !!!
It was at that moment that Lily remembered why she married garth, it was because of his big brawny size, his awesome new howl and his caring loving nature.
Although the packs are now on high alert Garth still wondered how the dark back stabbing alliances where going to ruin this memorable event
Kate: Everything O.K Humphrey?
Humphrey: AHH! Kate (heavy exhale) it's you, 당신 startled me.
Kate: 당신 seem unresponsive today.
Humphrey: it's just nerves, what if i mess up 또는 forget the words?
Kate: Look, no matter what happens- regardless of success, messing up the songs accidentally will not diminish the 사랑 i have for you, no matter what,
Kate gently gave Humphrey a 키스 on the lips. For those few 초 the nerves seemed to flow out of humphrey and courage had replace what was once there.
Humphrey: 당신 always know how to diffuse the tension brilliantly don't you?
Kate: (laughing comfortingly) i thought that was an omega's job?
당신 will be fine trust me.
Humphrey for the majority of that morning wondered and pondered a variety of 질문 such as "would he really be O.K" 또는 "would the nerves finally break his spirit awarded to him 의해 Kate", either way he now had the knowledge that know matter what happened Kate would be 의해 Humphrey's side though thick and thin.
Kate: Humphrey? would 당신 help me get this skin tight 늑대 suit on (like a cat suit but for wolves), it's so difficult fitting in to it.
Humphrey: Sure! Anything 당신 want! Is it partly see through?
Kate: Yeah! (sexily turning and giggling slightly)
Humphrey: (wolf whistle)
Lets just see how difficult it is to fit your pretty frame into this big bad suit huh! Bring it on!!
Costumes and special effects where under Humphrey and Kate's control and the other jobs where given to other capable couples.
Lily and garth were in charge of the stage itself. This job was a hell of a lot easier than special effects so they were both kind of taking it easy. Lily was on the stage checking things over like a snow white roadie and Garth was down below with a checklist calling out the testing phase of the stage workings.
Garth: Speakers!
Lily: (booming the first set of speakers) Check!
Garth: Speaker set 2!
Lily: (booming 초 set of speakers) Check!
Garth: mic's 1,2 and 3!
Lily: Check! (she says beautifully 노래 into the mic)
"Every one dies
once in their lives
waiting for the 초 coming again"
Garth: (stunned)-(then) thick white stuff from centre tube!
Lily: ooh! feeling like that again are we huh!
Garth: no! i mean the fog from the centre pot!
so are 당신 nervous 또는 worried at all?
Lily: no, why would i be when i am 노래 with a 큰 덩어리, 한 조각 like 당신 behind my back?
Garth: i dont know, i am pretty nervous!
Lily: why? it's not that bad.
Lily jumped down from the stage to a worried looking garth curious as to this un-Garth phenomenon.
Garth: last time i hosted and competed in something like this was the eastern massacre. eastern 늑대 mysteriously died from non stop bleeding orifices and vomiting. most survived but there were a lot who died.
Lily: orifices?
Garth: holes in the body like your mouth, 또는 ears.
Garth: It was the eastern metal festival of 2008. 늑대 from the eastern pack competed against each other on stage, song for song for a years rights to first pick of the caribou each hunt.
I was to appear on stage as a member of Metallica, 당신 know i had the black 셔츠 and the leather jeans that chaff's to this day.
First up was my dad tony, he was going for one of those old time heavy classics from sabbath called heaven and hell, he sang well but he was no dio. Everything went great- the crowd were cheering and i remember my dad being very pleased. My mum and most of the alphas were doing there songs well and then it was my turn.
i started to sing "Cyanide" 의해 메탈리카
i had noticed some yellow dust in the speakers and some capsules broken up 다음 to it. I thought nothing of it- 당신 know, sex, drugs and rock and roll right, i thought it was just a mixture of 늑대 ecstasy and cum.
I sang my 심장 out, i was only young and i did well for my age, yellow dust every where 의해 the time i came off stage and i thought that the speakers had blown the horrid mixture out over every one until i saw what the capsules contained.
The label read CYANIDE! STAY CLEAR! property of the western union, the anti eastern alliance. The feeling of irony was enveloping me.
The cyanide had people bleeding from every where 당신 could stick your paw into, vomit and blood every where. Some survived as i said and i was on stage on the opposite end of the audience so i was unaffected. Times where even 더 많이 rough for everybody else when they found out that i 또는 the cyanide boy had won the tournament and i got caribou rights rather than the 늑대 that needed it.
Lily: thats terrible! its a frightening flashback but why are 당신 worried? the packs are united via 당신 and me so the anti-eastern and anti-western alliances are gone now! there is no one to kill anyone else any more.
Garth: i know but there are some 늑대 that still believe that we should have stuck to our separate sides of the valley, the eastern alliance was seen yesterday and the western alliance are starting up again as well, there is no stopping them.
Lily: i will tell dad and every one else to be on guard.
Garth: i'll come with 당신 then because we are the only things keeping the packs together and i hear that we are prime assassination targets, without us the packs will go to war again and are deaths would have been the end of both packs. NO ONE WILL TOUCH 당신 WHILE I AM AROUND !!!
It was at that moment that Lily remembered why she married garth, it was because of his big brawny size, his awesome new howl and his caring loving nature.
Although the packs are now on high alert Garth still wondered how the dark back stabbing alliances where going to ruin this memorable event
