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crazyfangirl13 said:
Umbridge: Gosh. What a day. Being a mama sure is tough, isn’t it, Jacob? Especially when all the childrens are so misbehavin’. Why they gotta be so mean to their mama? I’m just trying to 사랑 them. That Harry Potter - he’s just the worst of them all, playing that little guitar, making fun of his mama. It just makes me so sad. So very, very sad - hungry. A cheesecake. I wonder where that came from? Oh, dats right, it’s from my induction ceremony as headmaster of Hogwarts. But I thought I threw that away. I’m not allowed to eat cheesecake. Just protein shakes, 매, 팔 콘 eggs, and rocks. Well, I guess a little bite wouldn’t hurt anybody!
Mama: Dolores!
Umbridge: Huh?
Mama: Dolores!
Umbridge: Who said that?!
Mama: Dolores Jane Umbridge!
Umbridge: Mama?!
Mama: Dolores! 당신 put down that cheesecake.
Umbridge: Mama, what are 당신 doing here? I thought 당신 were dead!
Mama: Dolores, I came down from heaven above to help 당신 straighten out these chillun.
Umbridge: What? I-I don’t need your help. This is my house now. I don’t want your help! I hate you!
Mama: Hate me? You’re just like me!
Umbridge: I am nothing like you! I’m cool!
Mama: Oh yeah? Them there chillun don’t seem to think so. I heard that Harry Potter saying behind your back that 당신 was a chubby little fuck.
Umbridge: But I am a chubby little fuck!
Mama: Dolores! 당신 listen - to your mama now! Get up, girl - get on up! Now, the only way you’re gonna fight these chillun is with love. Do 당신 사랑 them enough to scold them?
Umbridge: Yes, I 사랑 them so much.
Mama: Do 당신 사랑 them enough to whop down their bottoms?
Umbridge: Yes, mama, anything!
Mama: Do 당신 사랑 them enough to…kill them?
Umbridge: Well…yeah. I tink I do.
Mama: Well, it might straighten that Harry Potter out. He might even be better off.
Umbridge: Yeah! You’re dead and you’re just fine. Why didn’t I tink of that before?
Mama: Because it’s crazy.
Umbridge: Yeah! OOH. Uh-oh. I’m crazy now, aren’t I, mama?
Mama: I wouldn’t be here if 당신 wasn’t.
Umbridge: But how do I kill the children? I don’t want to hurt them.
Mama: Oh, there’s lots of ways.
Umbridge: Yeah! 당신 mean like…with this axe I’ve been sharpening all day? I don’t remember doing that…but I must have. Yeah! I’ll kill Harry Potter and then my boyfriend, Dumbledore, is gonna see how powerful I am and then we’ll probably get married!
Mama: Atta girl, Dolores. 당신 make me some grandbabies and we straighten them out, too.
Umbridge: Okay, mama, I will. Bye! Hate you! Bye!
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