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posted by Lady10358
Found this on 구글
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 또는 If 당신 find a 셔츠 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 음식 court and go to a fast 음식 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 표, 테이블 노래 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 당신 can "I 사랑 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 일 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 당신 see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 또는 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by xxXsk8trXxx
1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog 음식 is a beautiful thing to watch when 당신 are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when 당신 sleeeeeep.

13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: 구글
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult list I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 당신 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 상단, 맨 위로 10 and just listing the other women and showing pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 당신 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 당신 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 코멘트 and I can't wait to hear what...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive 당신 to madness 의해 letting 당신 figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, 또는 perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 and just like with my 상단, 맨 위로 15 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 list I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 당신 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to show that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a list like this pretty much just said they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my list and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 사랑 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 또는 movie. Please 코멘트 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 백조 Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of 당신 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 당신 who have, 당신 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she said "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they said yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are 더 많이 likely to become serial killers.

Everything 당신 see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are 더 많이 likely to dream when 당신 are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If 당신 tear off paper from bottles, 당신 are sexually...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 당신 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 당신 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he said that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 당신 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. 당신 will never find anybody who can give 당신 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell 당신 that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling 당신 that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed 의해 the federal government is entertainment.
5. 당신 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 당신 think she's pregnant unless 당신 can see an...
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Man: Where have 당신 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 좌석 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down.

Man: Your place 또는 mine?
Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF 당신 DON'T PASS THIS ON 당신 DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 일 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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