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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 분 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 사랑 scene, reach over in front of 당신 and cover a 랜덤 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 좌석 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 다음 to 당신 and say, “you never know”....
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 사랑 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 당신 say, "Why don't 당신 speak 더 많이 clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 당신 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 셔츠 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and 당신 don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask 당신 a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what 당신 said right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. 당신 should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were 당신 talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on 구글
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 또는 If 당신 find a 셔츠 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 음식 court and go to a fast 음식 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 표, 테이블 노래 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 당신 can "I 사랑 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 일 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 당신 see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 또는 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by lalaland101
every 시간 of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast 음식 cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated jawbreaker, 삐걱 거리는 소리 can explode when bitten into

studies show that covering a wart with duct tape is 더 많이 effective than having a doctor remove it

your 더 많이 likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then 당신 winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 의해 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 또는 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 당신 laugh as 당신 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 또는 Uncle. If 당신 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 랜덤 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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DEMENTED POEMS

장미 are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

장미 are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

장미 are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

장미 make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And 당신 사랑 it up the shitter

장미 are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

장미 are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

장미 are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

장미 are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

장미 are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 제비, 삼키기 it down

장미 are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped 의해 terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds 스톨, 훔친 it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket 스톨, 훔친 it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a 비밀번호 other than "password" 또는 "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits 다음 to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be 더 많이 imaginative.

I will not bore my boss 의해 with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some 더 많이 excuses.

I will do less laundry and use 더 많이 deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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