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posted by sarabeara
THIS LIST ISN'T MINE. It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This list is from his original video. If 당신 haven't seen the video, here's the link:

link

NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
58) Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La'Kisha
55) La'Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon'Quisha
52) Sha'Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La'Quishria
49) Bonifa
48) Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La'Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo'Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo'Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon'Qui Qui
38) V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37) Sha'Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35)...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth 또는 dare Questions

Truth 또는 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 또는 dare questions, which will help 당신 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream 당신 have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality 또는 feature 당신 would like to change about yourself?

Do 당신 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 또는 boyfriend's friend?

Do 당신 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 사랑 flirts.
3. A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. I 사랑 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 사랑 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 사랑 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 사랑 the way 당신 look at me.

5. I 사랑 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 사랑 the way I can’t imagine a 일 without 당신 in my life.

7. I 사랑 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 사랑 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 사랑 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 사랑 how I know you’ll always be there when I need 당신 to be.

11....
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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do 당신 have a crush on?

If 당신 had to 날짜 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 당신 would want to make out with

Name five people 당신 hate and why 당신 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 당신 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 당신 did, what did 당신 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 당신 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 당신 had your first kiss, if 당신 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 당신 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 당신 ever seen 동물 reproducing?

Have 당신 stalked anyone,...
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added by TotalDramaDoll6
Hello guys. I wanted to take an oppertunity into 글쓰기 this 기사 because there is something of importance that I think the whole world on 팬팝 should know.

I have ran into many people who can be nice at times and those that can be really mean. What is with the rudness? Is it really that hard to trust the ones you've talked to for over a long time 또는 that 당신 can trust with 조언 and answers?

This has really been pulling my leg lately because I go through it every moment I come here- no matter how nice I try to be, people tend to get the best of me and it really makes me angry. I am not...
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1- eye contact , if 당신 notice him staring a lot at 당신 ..like 더 많이 than 5 times in the same 일 .(unless 당신 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 당신 and him were in the same area , he would be with 당신 in every where 당신 walk to ( like a party 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 ..etc)
3- he would sit 다음 to 당신 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 또는 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 당신 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 당신 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, 당신 answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, 당신 answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, 당신 answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, 당신 say “is that so?”
5. If 당신 so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher 당신 did not turn in your homework because 당신 were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When 당신 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 당신 can 키스 my 나귀, 엉덩이 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 일 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 당신 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 프렌즈 know who 당신 are.
When you're down, 당신 know who your 프렌즈 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 당신 in the throat with...the 칼, 나이프 당신 left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most 축구 players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 동물 that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the 타이타닉 and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time 당신 sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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