랜덤 Article: Sample of my story

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posted by cutiegirl01

After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever 당신 did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny said looking at Josh who was drooling over her, she turns to me and asks, “Are 당신 sure 당신 to are related?”
“Sadly.” I sighed as the phone began to ring.
Jenny looked back over at Josh and said, "NO!"
Josh smiled, "You say that now, but just wait you're going 2 fall 4 me." Jenny wipped back her arm and it flew through the air landing on...you got it, on Joshes face making a cracking sound that made me even cring. "OW! What was that for!?"
Jenny shrugged her shoulders.
"Hello? Onyx? What was that?"

deathding and r-pattz like this

2dolphn97 lol kinda funny poor lil bro.... or cousin or something whats it about?

cutiegirl01 lolz it's about a girl that is in love with this boy name sarus (weird name i know :P) and she meet his family and he is going 2 bring his whole family over 2 meet her parents at this point :P not 2 far in :)

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Billboards. xD

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Source: oddee.com

랜덤 Picture-My favourite cartoon-Winx Club-Bloom

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RPattz funnies!

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Water Spirit

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Im so mystical

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Demotivationals

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Crap from shirts

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Source: snorgtees

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tEcKtOnIk

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
의해 the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That 당신 wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help 당신 find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left 당신 lying here
What you'd give to dry
These 쓴, 쓰라린 tears

Did it come naturally?
당신 a million miles from home
When 당신 tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 상단, 맨 위로 spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

암캐, 암 캐 please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand 다음 to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks 의해 you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume 당신 can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as 당신 can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like 당신 are scanning the 우유 and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a 치마 and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect 당신 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 당신 wore heavy mittens. If 당신 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 또는 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 더 많이 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 더 많이 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 당신 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are 더 많이 important than her.
4. She needs to get 당신 음식 while 당신 sit and do whatever 당신 want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. 헤로인 her 나귀, 엉덩이 and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that 당신 사랑 her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. 옮기기 somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes 또는 음악 player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl 당신 like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. 일 song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. 사랑 song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she said it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 의해 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 당신 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no 당신 ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are 당신 doing something?” 또는 “Have 당신 eaten already?” are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with 당신 long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty 또는 lost...