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posted by cutiegirl01

After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever 당신 did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny said looking at Josh who was drooling over her, she turns to me and asks, “Are 당신 sure 당신 to are related?”
“Sadly.” I sighed as the phone began to ring.
Jenny looked back over at Josh and said, "NO!"
Josh smiled, "You say that now, but just wait you're going 2 fall 4 me." Jenny wipped back her arm and it flew through the air landing on...you got it, on Joshes face making a cracking sound that made me even cring. "OW! What was that for!?"
Jenny shrugged her shoulders.
"Hello? Onyx? What was that?"

deathding and r-pattz like this

2dolphn97 lol kinda funny poor lil bro.... or cousin or something whats it about?

cutiegirl01 lolz it's about a girl that is in love with this boy name sarus (weird name i know :P) and she meet his family and he is going 2 bring his whole family over 2 meet her parents at this point :P not 2 far in :)

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the 일 또는 week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have 당신 taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle 당신 with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And 인용구

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
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If 당신 climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a 황소, 불 from the front, a horse from the rear 또는 a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean 당신 have to offer it a place to sit down.

If 당신 find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as 바비 인형 인형 and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a 랜덤 patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 겨울왕국 음식 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 당신 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 크리스마스 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 당신 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 불, 화재 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a list about boys, 의해 a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 질문 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are 당신 expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When 당신 get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun.

6. When he says 당신 aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 의해 his first name.

11. Pretend 당신 are gay and ask...

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