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posted by cutiegirl01
After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever 당신 did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do 당신 know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny said looking at Josh who was drooling over her, she turns to me and asks, “Are 당신 sure 당신 to are related?”
“Sadly.” I sighed as the phone began to ring.
Jenny looked back over at Josh and said, "NO!"
Josh smiled, "You say that now, but just wait you're going 2 fall 4 me." Jenny wipped back her arm and it flew through the air landing on...you got it, on Joshes face making a cracking sound that made me even cring. "OW! What was that for!?"
Jenny shrugged her shoulders.
"Hello? Onyx? What was that?"
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. 부시, 부시 대통령은

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as 당신 think we all are.

2.. No matter what 당신 say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like 당신 to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call 당신 beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If 당신 have cramps and we ask 당신 what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 월 and nothing more.

9.. If 당신 really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 분 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 당신 can get
to 가입하기 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 의해 sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as 당신 see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do 당신 think Eggs are disgusting?


Are 개 cute?


Do 당신 fish?


Are 당신 at the age where 당신 can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do 당신 have a boyfriend 또는 girlfriend?


Do 당신 know who Hayley Steele is?


Have 당신 ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do 당신 have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


차 is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt 초콜릿 in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


초콜릿 Pie is Gross?

Do 당신 have a cat?


Do 당신 have a dog?


Have 당신 ever had a baby?


Are 당신 father 또는 a mother 또는 nothing?


Do 당신 write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If 당신 had a catch phrase what would it be?


가장 좋아하는 singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot 또는 what?


Yes 또는 No?


Black 또는 White?


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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in 년 8 yeah i said it 년 eight they act like deh 18 또는 sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u 키스 또는 snog 키스 oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i 사랑 당신 i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 키스 kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang 당신 oh come 굴, 덴 fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i 로스트 my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if 당신 talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're 프렌즈 with other guys.

But when you're sitting 다음 to us, and some 랜덤 guy walks into the room
 and 당신 jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if 당신 sit there and talk to him for ten 분 without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her 당신 사랑 her.

5. Call her before 당신 sleep and after 당신 wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease 당신 back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her 가장 좋아하는 movie with her 또는 her 가장 좋아하는 show even if 당신 think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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So let me start this 기사 off 의해 saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an 기사 called 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called 상단, 맨 위로 tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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I was really not looking 앞으로 to this game. 드레이크, 드레이 크 of the 99 용 is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… 더 많이 so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published 의해 Majesco and developed 의해 Idol FX, 드레이크, 드레이 크 of the 99 용 was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with 드레이크, 드레이 크 of the 99 용 getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being 드레이크, 드레이 크 of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....
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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 의해 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 당신 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 당신 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was 더 많이 of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the 캔디 Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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