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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 읽기 the Wal-Mart 기사 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 코멘트 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say 당신 로스트 the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word 또는 some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, 옮기기 to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As 당신 walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether 또는 not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one 시간 to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, 당신 should start crying for mommy).

16. 코멘트 on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag 당신 away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs 당신 could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 다음 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything 당신 can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of 쌀 cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 쌀 cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If 당신 don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 질문 and 답변 completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for 당신 to stop. When they finally get 당신 to leave one way 또는 another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After 당신 get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a 더 많이 entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that 당신 despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the 동물 from zoo's.
7. Make 프렌즈 with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your 가장 좋아하는 movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever 당신 think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a 유명인사 house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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What's Under Judge Judy's Robe? - Family Feud
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Fat lady looking for chapstick cause her lips hurt!
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What a 키스 means.....

+ 키스 on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 키스 on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 키스 on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 키스 on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 키스 on the Hand = I adore you
+ 키스 on the Neck = We belong together
+ 키스 on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 키스 on the Lips = I 사랑 you
+Laughing while 키싱 = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely 사랑 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 사랑 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 당신 사랑 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 사랑 당신 too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 당신 were thinking about someone while 읽기 this, you’re definitely in Love