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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 읽기 the Wal-Mart 기사 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 코멘트 section!


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say 당신 로스트 the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word 또는 some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, 옮기기 to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As 당신 walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether 또는 not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one 시간 to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, 당신 should start crying for mommy).

16. 코멘트 on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag 당신 away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs 당신 could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 다음 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything 당신 can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of 쌀 cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 쌀 cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If 당신 don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 질문 and 답변 completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for 당신 to stop. When they finally get 당신 to leave one way 또는 another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After 당신 get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
60 질문 People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time 당신 ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are 당신 dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans 집 tomorrow.
Do 당신 celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do 당신 get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have 당신 ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do 당신 own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did 당신 copy and paste...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."

if someone is making 당신 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."

if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."

if someone doesn't like the way 당신 are, 또는 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 또는 don't accept me at all."

if someone is bullying 당신 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 또는 is jealous of you, 또는 it's the spirits clashing.
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when i think i know everything about 유튜브 i see this..
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Don't let them catch you.
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get to the 초 hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: To get hit 의해 my car.

Q: Why did the woman 십자가, 크로스 the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 당신 당신 twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
LOL I found this on the internet.


1. If 당신 yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, 당신 would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If 당신 fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's 더 많이 like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my 다음 life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a 벽 uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans...
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posted by twilightgirl2
A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my 프렌즈 get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a 타코 so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go 의해 herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell 당신 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy

1)Put your arm around a person 당신 don't know

2)Then twirl another 랜덤 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 랜덤 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 노래 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 랜덤 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason