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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was 읽기 the Wal-Mart 기사 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 코멘트 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this 질문 on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say 당신 로스트 the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word 또는 some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, 옮기기 to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As 당신 walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether 또는 not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one 시간 to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, 당신 should start crying for mommy).

16. 코멘트 on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag 당신 away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs 당신 could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right 다음 to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything 당신 can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of 쌀 cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 쌀 cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If 당신 don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all 질문 and 답변 completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for 당신 to stop. When they finally get 당신 to leave one way 또는 another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After 당신 get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
posted by disneyboy122
When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my 일 better. I 사랑 her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like 당신 back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes 당신 happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person 당신 cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If 당신 could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this 퀴즈

11. If 당신 MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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When 당신 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the 별, 스타 Wars "greek" club.

You would 사랑 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 나귀, 엉덩이 so 당신 can be as wise as Yoda

When 당신 get into a fight, 당신 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If 당신 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When 당신 spend time watching the 별, 스타 Wars trilogy because 당신 think there will be a test on it later.

You 펀치 out trekkies who say "Death 별, 스타 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought 페이스북 couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

페이스북 did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. 다음 thing 당신 know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter 페이스북 to express “his joy at the achievements made 의해 the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do 당신 think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how 당신 feel? 당신 can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds 당신 that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally 당신 smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that 당신 thought 당신 would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? 당신 have one argument and "BAM"! 당신 hate eachother, you've 로스트 someone that used to make 당신 smile, and now instead...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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LADY GAGA

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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EMINEM

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LADY ANTEBELLUM

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KE$HA

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USHER

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THE BLACK EYED PEAS

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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RIHANNA

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DRAKE

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KATY PERRY

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SUSAN BOYLE


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JASON DERULO

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B.O.B

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TAIO CRUZ


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TRAIN

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LUDACRIS

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TREY SONGZ
    

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MICHAEL BUBLE

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LIL WAYNE

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ALICIA KEYS

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BRUNO MARS


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CARRIE UNDERWOOD

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MILEY CYRUS


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ZAC BROWN BAND

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JAY-Z


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ADAM LAMBERT

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MICHAEL JACKSON

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YOUNG MONEY

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ANDREA BOCELLI

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IYAZ

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OWL CITY

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JOHN MAYER

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MIKE POSNER

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NICKI MINAJ

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JASON ALDEAN

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GLEE CAST

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JAY SEAN

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SELENA GOMEZ

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MIRANDA LAMBERT

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THE SCRIPT

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TIMBALAND

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ONEREPUBLIC

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SNOOP DOGG

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DAVID GUETTA

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SADE

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SUGARLAND

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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope 당신 like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey 저기요 Hey)
Hear what I say
I need 당신 I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres 더 많이 to life.
Than waiting, for 당신 to realize.
(What 당신 need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for 당신 to call back
(But 당신 never...
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It was on my 이메일 and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 총 and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of 침대 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 침대 he gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by funnyshawna
저기요 there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m 신데렐라 on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the 다음 best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t 당신 even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...
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