랜덤 Article: Some of my 가장 좋아하는 full house 인용구

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posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If 당신 can read English, 당신 can cook. For Instance. Basic 빵 stuffing, melt one third cup of 버터 in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick 버터 on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How 당신 guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't 당신 wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = 당신 got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new 기타 student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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LOL-SO TRUE!

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랜덤 stuff I found on my computer.

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Bitch,please

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black 백조 movie

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funny ways to annoy people/funny pranks

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Ways to Annoy:
1.say a 랜덤 word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a 음식 they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy 다음 to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as 당신 can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the 부엌, 주방 and come out with ketchup all over 당신 and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

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"I wasn't that drunk......"

posted by awesomeblossom1

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope 당신 like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when 당신 heard someone talking on the intercom, 당신 fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give 당신 a ride 집 and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a 버섯 and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...

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40 Things Boys Should NEVER do in a Relationship

posted by jayjay4life

1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like 당신 know what you're talking about when 당신 don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so 당신 can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When 당신 screw up, don't...

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Official Funniest Jokes Of All Time!!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Researchers in the UK examined 더 많이 than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A 봉인, 인감 walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner 샵 - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell 당신 what I 사랑 doing 더 많이 than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When 당신 get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf.

4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun.

6. When he says 당신 aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him 의해 his first name.

11. Pretend 당신 are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 당신 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's 심장 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, 당신 are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. 당신 are going to fail the class completely no matter what 당신 get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 분 into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have 당신 ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 다음 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 다음 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would 당신 look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Daniel Browning Smith ♥

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Brother & Sister

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My Fan-Cast for the Wicked Movie

posted by KataraLover

As many of 당신 are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so 당신 can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...

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NikPiks - David Cage and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game

posted by windwakerguy430

David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the recent era. A man who is said to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 당신 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...

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animu grills

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Kim Yoo Jung

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