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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If 당신 can read English, 당신 can cook. For Instance. Basic 빵 stuffing, melt one third cup of 버터 in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick 버터 on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How 당신 guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't 당신 wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = 당신 got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new 기타 student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
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posted by klaine_forever
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been 게시됨 so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister 사과 브랜디 walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad 당신 ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even 더 많이 apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
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posted by TwilightGirl312
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other 일 I was on 유튜브 when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different 영화 put together while "Fireflies" 의해 Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the 코멘트 and I was very upset 의해 this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames 또는 real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're 읽기 this...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to 옮기기 on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If 당신 were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name 또는 talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 음악 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask 당신 if 당신 have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 사랑 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate 또는 사랑 whatever he does even if they hate it 또는 사랑 it
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have 당신 ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would 당신 ask such a 질문 now? 당신 don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when 당신 were 35 years old and 당신 really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give 당신 a loan? Remember how one 일 the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no 질문 asked?"

"Oh, Betty, 당신 did that for me!...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 연어 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 쌀 in a 쌀 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 쌀 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 쌀 on your hand and put your 가장 좋아하는 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 연어 on the rice. Push the filling into the 쌀 lightly. Hold the 쌀 between your palms. Form the 쌀 into a round, a triangle, 또는 a cylinder 의해 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 쌀 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 덮개, 랩 the 쌀 ball with a strip of nori 또는 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
posted by EllentheStrange
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the 곰 wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I 사랑 당신 in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


User: No 당신 are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and 당신 are a robot.


User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 당신 are the robot here.

User: User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.User: 당신 robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 당신 computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So 당신 admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
posted by ShiningsTar542
After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents said it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy 레이 and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a 팬 of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(