랜덤 Article: Some of my 가장 좋아하는 full house 인용구

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posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If 당신 can read English, 당신 can cook. For Instance. Basic 빵 stuffing, melt one third cup of 버터 in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick 버터 on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How 당신 guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't 당신 wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = 당신 got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new 기타 student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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things 당신 don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can 당신 make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, 피아노 , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , 당신 know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 옮기기 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

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Useless 랜덤 Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If 당신 toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 거리 were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 다음 to 당신 if they know how to tap into top-secret 오각형, 국방부 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 삭제 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 당신 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 의해 reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 더 많이 that I came up with too, hope 당신 enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 검색 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Rouge the Bat🦇🌺

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MPN Tricky Transparent

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PIC 🌥

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Helluva Boss: Episode 2, but only when Octavia is on-screen

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Indica - Children Of Frost

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This kid looks like he's about to

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My long winded answer on the current situation in the United States

posted by BlindBandit92

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of 초 class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

Why I 사랑 animation.

posted by Renegade1765

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally 게시하기 an 기사 that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my 가장 좋아하는 medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our 가장 좋아하는 ways of telling a story, 또는 to express our emotions and points-of-view. My 가장 좋아하는 is animation,...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So about a 년 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video 의해 Matt McMuscles on 유튜브 about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 거리 is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 년 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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Merry Freakin' 크리스마스 - 일 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed 의해 Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...