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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The 다음 time 당신 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 투표 to see which of 당신 successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with 당신 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 당신 have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If 당신 were really looking for an honest answer, 당신 wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The 다음 time 당신 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 의해 rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do 당신 and your 프렌즈 keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if 당신 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 가장 좋아하는 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If 당신 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 당신 never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know 당신 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 또는 promotions were gained 의해 arm wrestling the boss.
If 당신 don't read this, someone else wil
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 피자 cut into six pieces 또는 twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did 당신 get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office 부엌, 주방 one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 당신 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 당신 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 당신 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 당신 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 프렌즈 say i 사랑 her 더 많이 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him 또는 erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If 당신 want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go 앞으로 when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 당신 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 당신 can't see Chuck Norris 당신 may be only 초 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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