What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 다음 time 당신 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 투표 to see which of 당신 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 당신 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 당신 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 당신 were really looking for an honest answer, 당신 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 다음 time 당신 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 의해 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 당신 and your 프렌즈 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 당신 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 가장 좋아하는 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 당신 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 당신 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 당신 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 또는 promotions were gained 의해 arm wrestling the boss.
If 당신 don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The 다음 time 당신 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 투표 to see which of 당신 successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with 당신 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 당신 have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If 당신 were really looking for an honest answer, 당신 wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The 다음 time 당신 make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused 의해 rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do 당신 and your 프렌즈 keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if 당신 look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' 가장 좋아하는 outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If 당신 must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then 당신 never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know 당신 can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises 또는 promotions were gained 의해 arm wrestling the boss.
If 당신 don't read this, someone else wil
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see 당신 again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I SAID YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do 당신 mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the show today! BYE! I HOPE 당신 ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
esah
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has 로스트 her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post 업데이트 if 당신 want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 곰 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 당신 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 당신 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 당신 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 랜덤 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 당신 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 랜덤 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 당신 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 당신 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 또는 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana