Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.
Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your 프렌즈 in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your 프렌즈 to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, 또는 most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. 당신 want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: 당신 still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*
90 분 later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.
Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do 당신 two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*
Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.
Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do 당신 want from me?
Richard: Information. 당신 wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If 당신 tell me everything 당신 know about Rick Masters, I'll offer 당신 protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one 더 많이 thing 당신 could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.
30 분 later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff 다음 to him.
Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.
When they arrive at the hospital...
Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a 조랑말 named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the 초 floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*
45 분 later at the same hospital
Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a 주황색, 오렌지 unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did 당신 see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.
2 B continued
Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your 프렌즈 in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your 프렌즈 to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, 또는 most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. 당신 want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: 당신 still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*
90 분 later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.
Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do 당신 two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*
Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.
Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do 당신 want from me?
Richard: Information. 당신 wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If 당신 tell me everything 당신 know about Rick Masters, I'll offer 당신 protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one 더 많이 thing 당신 could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.
30 분 later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff 다음 to him.
Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.
When they arrive at the hospital...
Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a 조랑말 named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the 초 floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*
45 분 later at the same hospital
Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a 주황색, 오렌지 unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did 당신 see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.
2 B continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail 또는 will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My 심장 is pure (her 심장 is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail 또는 will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My 심장 is pure (her 심장 is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this