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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rick's car
Rick's car
Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.

Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your 프렌즈 in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your 프렌즈 to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, 또는 most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. 당신 want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: 당신 still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*

90 분 later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.

Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do 당신 two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*

Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.

Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do 당신 want from me?
Richard: Information. 당신 wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If 당신 tell me everything 당신 know about Rick Masters, I'll offer 당신 protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one 더 많이 thing 당신 could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.

30 분 later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff 다음 to him.

Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.

When they arrive at the hospital...

Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a 조랑말 named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the 초 floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*

45 분 later at the same hospital

Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a 주황색, 오렌지 unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did 당신 see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 는 appaloosa, appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten 더 많이 laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do 당신 think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a 분 later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, 당신 get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank 당신 so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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Let's start with 사과 브랜디 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 사과, 애플 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 무지개, 레인 보우 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 당신 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
퀸 of Changelings: This 일 is going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 일 was going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 프렌즈 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
My Little 조랑말 (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
My Little 조랑말 (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do 당신 know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 무지개, 레인 보우 department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated 무지개, 레인 보우 pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off 또는 brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while 무지개, 레인 보우 is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings 더 많이 and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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