마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Rick's car
Rick's car
Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.

Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your 프렌즈 in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your 프렌즈 to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, 또는 most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. 당신 want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: 당신 still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*

90 분 later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.

Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do 당신 two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*

Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.

Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do 당신 want from me?
Richard: Information. 당신 wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If 당신 tell me everything 당신 know about Rick Masters, I'll offer 당신 protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one 더 많이 thing 당신 could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.

30 분 later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff 다음 to him.

Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.

When they arrive at the hospital...

Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a 조랑말 named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the 초 floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*

45 분 later at the same hospital

Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a 주황색, 오렌지 unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did 당신 see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 조랑말
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
continue reading...
Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show 당신 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 당신 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 당신 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 당신 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 신고 of a 조랑말 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
continue reading...
*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 초 story of 신데렐라 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 당신 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 일 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 또는 just relaxing their 일 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 더 많이 often....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
continue reading...
Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 당신 waiting for? Stab me if 당신 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 당신 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 당신 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
continue reading...
posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 프렌즈 but i forgive 당신 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 당신 to do 당신 need any help dashy"
"ya can 당신 um(looks aroud) can 당신 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 당신 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 당신 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 당신 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 당신 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 당신 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her 프렌즈 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
continue reading...
Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 글쓰기 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 의해 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, 구글
added by caesar213
added by shadirby
Source: Blue-Paint-Sea on deviantArt
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Hasbro
added by StarWarsFan7
Source: Veggie55 on deviantART
added by karinabrony
added by karinabrony