This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our 정크 and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started 글쓰기 this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any 더 많이 of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!






Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't 당신 think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't 당신 think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here 당신 think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
당신 want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, 당신 don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all 일 long!
Where 음식 is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat 디저트 out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, 사랑 to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!






To entertain you, I leave 게시됨 some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.