디즈니 프린세스 Article: Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

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Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

posted by Straggy

But Daddy - just one 더 많이 cream-coated yoghurt 건포도 sponge cake... PLEASE?

But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?

This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our 정크 and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started 글쓰기 this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any 더 많이 of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!

I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't 당신 say so?!

Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't 당신 think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't 당신 think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here 당신 think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
당신 want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, 당신 don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all 일 long!
Where 음식 is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat 디저트 out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, 사랑 to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!

To entertain you, I leave 게시됨 some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.

This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.

Chatleen, Candy77019 and 4 others like this

cromulanfav Lol. If you are interested, there are princeslullaby's and KataraLover's parody too

Straggy Yeah, I've read them.

madisonsavanna [i]Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long![/i] That was awesome! :D LMAO @cromulanfav Kataralover's wasn't a parody, it was like a version thing. But princesslullaby's sure was a parody! :D

TigerRanma Clever. Made me a bit hungry. XP Nice drawings.

VGfan30 Bahahahahaha, That was so funny. I loved it.

fhghu How is this funny?

firegirl1515 ^^I was about to say the same thing.

princesslullaby LOL, I laughed. on the inside. :D Thanks for advertisting mine, others!

DreamyGal Funny!

Straggy It wasn't supposed to be funny. I only started writing it because it was third period and I was anxious for lunch because I was STARVING. It entertained my school friends so I went for it.

madisonsavanna ^^ Lol, this article did make me kind of hungry :D

NaughtyBeauty OMG its amazing:The girl whos bigger than...everything

is67 thats disgusting!!!!!

Candy77019 ROFL!!! XD

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Hairstyles Countdown-Part 1 54-41

posted by bluerose777

55. Merida with white cap
54. 뮬란 Soldier Updo
53. Ariel with hat
52. Moana bun
51. Rapunzel hair: short and brown
50. Snow White with blue bow
49. Tiana childhood hairstyle
48. 재스민 속, 재 스민 with scarf
47. Aurora with scarf
46. Rapunzel hair brainded
45. Pocahontas brainds
44. Rapunzel short and loose with tiara
43. 뮬란 bun
42. Tiana ponytail
41. Tiana mascarade updo

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Symbols

posted by bluerose777

1. Belle-Enchanted Rose
2. Ariel-Seashell
3. Glass slipper-Cinderella
4. Sun-Rapunzel
5. Red apple-Snow White
6. Magic lamp-Jasmine
7. Bow and arrows-Merida
8. Te Fiti heart-Moana
9. Spinning wheel-Aurora
10. Dragon-Mulan
11. Compass-Pocahontas
12. Frog-Tiana

The Little Mermaid (2023 Remake) Film Review

posted by whatsupbugs

The Little Mermaid is a 2023 live-action film that's a remake of 1989's Little Mermaid animated film. Live-action 디즈니 remakes have gotten a lot of mixed reception. They tend to make lots of money, but they also tend to get mixed reviews. When it comes to the remakes, I've enjoyed a fair number of them. I didn't care for some of them, such as Aladdin, Lady and The Tramp and Mulan. However, there have been some remakes that I enjoyed, such as Cinderella, Dumbo and both Maleficent films. Also, the live-action 디즈니 Alice in Wonderland films are two of my 가장 좋아하는 films.

Mermaids are something...

Ariel as Kylie Minogue - DISCO

added by username9000

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겨울왕국 2 Film Review

posted by whatsupbugs

The first 겨울왕국 film made such a big impact on me that I became very excited for a sequel. The sequel ended up coming out about six years after the first film. This was because the makers of 겨울왕국 planned on 겨울왕국 being a standalone story. However, after coming up with an idea that they thought was good enough, they decided to make a 초 film. I'm so glad that they made the decision to do that.

In the 초 film, Elsa has started hearing a mysterious voice. She attempts to find out where the voice is coming from. In the process of doing so, she gets into contact with the spirits of the...

겨울왕국 Film Review

posted by whatsupbugs

겨울왕국 is a 디즈니 animated film that I kind of like. When I say kind of, what I actually mean is that I 사랑 it! It's a film that I've seen 더 많이 times than anybody probably should. I used to watch this film 더 많이 than once a week. It's a film that quickly grew quite the fanbase. I was certainly one of those 팬 that quickly got attached to the film.

Frozen centers around the bond between two princess sisters, who are named Anna and Elsa, that go on quite a unique adventure. Elsa was born with ice powers, but she's been ordered to keep that a secret. However, when Anna attempts to marry a prince...

뮬란 Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

The tenth Mary Sue test. This one is for Mulan, who's called a Mary Sue sometimes (mostly 의해 people who are 쓴, 쓰라린 about her popularity, but they kind of have a point, especially with how she's always portrayed as superior to all the other princesses).

Unique traits without contacts 또는 hair dye- Nope, she has black hair and brown eyes, common Chinese features.
An odd name- No. Actually, I'm not sure, but I'll just assume 'Mulan' is a common Chinese name.
Looks constantly commented on- No, at least not about how beautiful she is.
Always the hero- Definitely. It's kind of a given considering her...

Should 뮬란 be considered as an 디즈니 Princess?

posted by elsafan1010

뮬란 is considered a 디즈니 princess and I find that ridiculous because if 뮬란 is a 디즈니 princess why not Elsa and Anna? 뮬란 has the characteristics of a hero and a princess, but there is a reason that prevents her from being a princess.
Although she is 프렌즈 with an emperor, that does not make her a princess. Either she would be a royal 의해 birth, 또는 she would marry a prince and earn the 제목 of princess. Being a hero doesn't make a princess, does it? This is really silly. There are a lot of other female characters at 디즈니 who do great heroics, but they're not even one step closer to being princesses. What a great injustice. What a pity. While I 사랑 Mulan, 뮬란 is overrated.

Why People Dislike Rapunzel

posted by elsafan1010

LOL

I've always loved Rapunzel, she's number four on my 가장 좋아하는 princess list. But some people don't agree with me so I'll explain that.

Why people dislike Rapunzel:

1- They see Rapunzel as someone who can do anything, they look for flaws
I cant believe! Why do people see Rapunzel as a completed character? Hobbies and resourcefulness don't make her a do-it-all. For example, I swim, write stories, play the piano, take 노래 lessons, take a software course, but that doesn't mean I'm perfect 또는 boring. On the contrary, it makes me an influential person and a colorful personality.

2- People hate Rapunzel's...

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Half Good, Half Bad. It's right in the Middle of the Tentacles

posted by wavesurf

So...I begin this 의해 saying that I am an adult 팬 of Ariel. Impacted 의해 The Little Mermaid from the age of 9, I am an adult collector, and I currently have Ariel ALL OVER my adult bedroom.

I commend author Liz Braswell on her "nods" to the elements found in the original 1989 film that is known world over. Some passages of the book she has written made sense to me, while other parts did not. *Eric getting a tattoo was not one of my stand-out 가장 좋아하는 moments, and it jarred with all of the proceeding characterization given to him 의해 the author*

I suppose, for those who didn't 사랑 Ariel's original...

Changing Ariel and Rapunzel's color palette

posted by elsafan1010

I haven't written an 기사 for two days, let's say I couldn't finish it. Actually, I had an 기사 for 당신 that ranked princess hair from worst to best, but I thought 당신 might not like it. So I have a better idea. This 기사 is about changing the 색깔 of Rapunzel and Ariel. Their hair, lips and eyes.

I actually 사랑 their color palettes/some of my 가장 좋아하는 princesses/, and I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 just for fun. Let's start with Rapunzel.

Naturally, Rapunzel has golden hair and green eyes. But now let's try Ariel's color palette. Let Rapunzel have red lipstick, red hair, and blue eyes....

My review on Raya And The Last Dragon.

posted by mhs1025

I LITTERALLY just got done watching the movie, and I must say-I was pleasantly surprised. 디즈니 really got creative with this one. I see it winning some Academy Awards 다음 year. That was just a bit of what I thought all together. Now, let's get to the real deal.

The animation:

I like how they used what looked like some 2D 애니메이션 in the beginning and during some parts of the movie. It gives, not only me, but I'm sure a bunch of you, hope that 2D 애니메이션 isn't dead. I also liked how they all these 무지개, 레인 보우 like 색깔 when the 용 get resurrected. (Am I the only one who was obsessed with...