디즈니 프린세스 Article: Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

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Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

posted by Straggy

But Daddy - just one 더 많이 cream-coated yoghurt 건포도 sponge cake... PLEASE?

But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?

This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our 정크 and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started 글쓰기 this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any 더 많이 of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!

I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't 당신 say so?!

Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't 당신 think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't 당신 think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here 당신 think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
당신 want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, 당신 don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all 일 long!
Where 음식 is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat 디저트 out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, 사랑 to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!

To entertain you, I leave 게시됨 some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.

This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.

Chatleen, Candy77019 and 4 others like this

cromulanfav Lol. If you are interested, there are princeslullaby's and KataraLover's parody too

Straggy Yeah, I've read them.

madisonsavanna [i]Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long![/i] That was awesome! :D LMAO @cromulanfav Kataralover's wasn't a parody, it was like a version thing. But princesslullaby's sure was a parody! :D

TigerRanma Clever. Made me a bit hungry. XP Nice drawings.

VGfan30 Bahahahahaha, That was so funny. I loved it.

fhghu How is this funny?

firegirl1515 ^^I was about to say the same thing.

princesslullaby LOL, I laughed. on the inside. :D Thanks for advertisting mine, others!

DreamyGal Funny!

Straggy It wasn't supposed to be funny. I only started writing it because it was third period and I was anxious for lunch because I was STARVING. It entertained my school friends so I went for it.

madisonsavanna ^^ Lol, this article did make me kind of hungry :D

NaughtyBeauty OMG its amazing:The girl whos bigger than...everything

is67 thats disgusting!!!!!

Candy77019 ROFL!!! XD

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Vanessa With Ariel's Face

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Why the cameo of Rapunzel and Eugine in 겨울왕국 doesn't mean anything.

posted by Renegade1765

It's just an Easter Egg.Nothing more,nothing less.

I know that after people have noticed that little Easter egg in 겨울왕국 since it was released,many have developed the same theory.However,I do not agree with it and will give an explanation as to why. The theory with which I do not agree has to do with that brief moment in the film. Yes,by now, I think every major 겨울왕국 팬 knows about and has seen the quick cameos of Rapunzel (with her short,brown hair) and Eugene (or Flynn,if 라푼젤 팬 still want to call him that) when Anna passes 의해 them during "For the First Time in Forever." From seeing these two 디즈니 Princesses together in the same...

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Updated ranking of the 디즈니 Princesses

posted by disneymagic93

My list hasn't changed all that much but I thought after rewatching 알라딘 I would write an updated list.

13. Merida- Not a fan, I'm all for female empowerment but I don't like her attitude. She is just so rude & I do not find her likeable.

12. Elsa- She just really bugs me. I can't think of any other reasons but she just aggravates me.

11. Anna- Not keen on her either. She is not as bad as the other two but I'm not a fan, moving on.

10. Tiana- She is too much of a workaholic. I get that she has dreams to run her own restaurant but she can have fun once in awhile.

9. Jasmine- 재스민 속, 재 스민 has really...

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디즈니 Princess Monthly Calendar

posted by laylastepford

Thought this was really the perfect time for this light read considering which months I think each DP represents the best. :D I did this based on personality and my perception of how those personalities relate to the 4 seasons as well as each month. I hope 당신 guys enjoy! My apologies to non-Americans as this is heavily based on my American connotations with these months especially in regards to American holidays. Hope 당신 guys don't mind!

November: Tiana
Thanksgiving has always been my absolute 가장 좋아하는 #1 holiday! I 사랑 it because it brings people together over a great meal, just like James'...

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My Ranking of 디즈니 Princess Couples

posted by anukriti2409

Here's my list of 디즈니 Princess couples, it's primarily based on what connected with me in their relationship and what i find admirable. I do have some ifs and buts with few couples but that's just my way of looking at how a relationship grow

1. 뮬란 and Shang:
Theirs a relation that I actually look up to with great admiration and respect. They both were mature to handle a relationship before falling for each other. Their 사랑 grew out of mutual trust, understanding and respect rather than romantic feelings. It is to not say that romantic feelings are not true 또는 valuable, it's my personal...

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디즈니 Princess 가장 좋아하는 Paintings

posted by laylastepford

Vincent 봉고차, 반 Gogh's Japonaiserie After Hiroshige (1887)

Vincent Van Gogh's Japonaiserie After Hiroshige (1887)

I 사랑 art! I 사랑 culture, history, 음악 and I 사랑 art. I have done some posts and 투표 about the 디즈니 Princesses in reference to music, culture and fashion but not art yet so I thought I would do that next. I like to think of the 디즈니 Princesses as "cultured" young women who have manners, etiquette, decent universal knowledge and appreciation for the arts. So, in my theory of the 디즈니 Princesses being cultured, albeit each at their own levels, here are the paintings that I think each 디즈니 Princess would 사랑 the most. (I could probably find a 봉고차, 반 Gogh for each of them as I absolutely...

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DP Villain Songs Countdown

posted by laylastepford

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Because I am still in a musical mood but also ready for the "autumn/Halloween" mood, I'd like to incorporate the two! There aren't many DP villain songs 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 but I came up with at least 9 that were good enough to use for the sake of this countdown. I rated each of the songs against how villainous the lyrics were, how villainous the 음악 sounds, how villainous the scene that accompanies the song in the film is and how villainous is the goal of the villain (or just the villain itself) 노래 the song? I ranked each song in the 4 categories and then ranked them 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 의해 accumulative "evil"...

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DP crying :(

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Merida's Princess Ranking (Including Elsa & Anna)

posted by laylastepford

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Okay so I tried to seek others' opinions for this who connect with Merida 더 많이 than I do. I realized that there are 기사 on here for the ranking of every princess except for Merida and I didn't think there should be any reason for her to be excluded. I always found these 기사 to be so neat though so I hope the Merida-fans will appreciate this. I'm completely open to any changes with 더 많이 input.

12. Aurora: General consensus seems to be that Merida would get along with Aurora the absolute least, most likely for their opposite in characters. Aurora rates duty, grace/manners, love/romance...

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The 5 DP 영화 with My 가장 좋아하는 Morals

posted by dimitri_

Morals, like most things, are subjective.

5. Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs

I noticed that sadness seems to be the most 인기 emotion among people and it’s understandable, no matter how strong 당신 are, nothing hits 당신 harder than life. True 당신 should try your best to get out of a bad situation but in the process, it’s good to make the best out of it. It’s important to be grateful and remember how blessed 당신 are, a positive attitude goes a long way in order to enjoy your life.

4. Brave

What I really like with 메리다와 마법의 숲 is that it’s easy to relate to because disagreements and miscommunication...

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뮬란 With Cinderella's Hair

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Some facts about 디즈니 영화 당신 didn't knew

posted by GirlySpunk

1. The iconic song “Part of Your World,” was almost cut from The Little Mermaid.
2. “Can 당신 Feel the 사랑 Tonight” was also almost cut from The Lion King. Elton John, who saw the film with the song removed, told producers they needed to put it back in.
3. Aladdin’s face was modeled after Tom Cruise’s.
4. And Ariel was partially modeled after Alyssa Milano.
5. The Jungle Book was the last animated film Walt 디즈니 personally supervised; it was released 10 months after his death.
6. John Lennon turned down Walt 디즈니 Studios’ request for the Beatles to provide the voices of the vultures...

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Bloom (Aurora)

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The Evil 퀸 as Snow White

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Princess List: Most Feminist DP Part 1

posted by JNTA1234

Ah, feminism and 디즈니 Princess. Such a complicated relationship. Now I'm not an expert, especially being a guy but the topic of feminism in relation to the DPs has always intrigued me. I'm gonna try my hand at ranking the princesses in terms of agency, independence, heroism and other aspects to figure out which one of them is the most feminist. I'm trying to expand my 글쓰기 skills so this is gonna be 스플릿, 분할 into three parts, starting with the bottom four.

WARNING: No Anna and Elsa in this countdown, so let's begin.

11. Aurora
Sorry guys, but I'm one of those people who believes that feminism...

Ariel and Eric's Wedding 1

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My 가장 좋아하는 Song Scene From Each DP Movie

posted by sweetie-94

Yesterday I wrote an 기사 about my 가장 좋아하는 song from each DP Movie, today I'm doing an 기사 about my 가장 좋아하는 song scene from each DP Movie, the only requirement for this was that the song in the scene has to mainly be sung 의해 a character from the movie (this rule doesn't apply to Brave), also the song scene can of course have two songs in the scene

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - With A Smile And A Song

This movie has many great song scenes, it was actually a bit hard to pick a favorite, but this one is currently my favorite, first of all it has one my 가장 좋아하는 songs from the...

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My 가장 좋아하는 Song From Each DP Movie

posted by sweetie-94

Since this month's theme is DP Songs I'm going to write a couple of 기사 relating to that and I'm starting with my 가장 좋아하는 song from each DP Movie, I'm also going to do a couple of 기사 about which songs from different musicians that 슈츠 each DP the best and maybe also an 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 one, anyway enjoy this article

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - Someday My Prince Will Come

This is my 가장 좋아하는 DP Song, it's such a beautiful song despite it's short length, many of the lyrics are lovely and Snow White's voice is so beautiful. This song always makes me emotional everytime I listen...

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신데렐라 and Prince Charming

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Walt 디즈니 Gifs - Princess Ariel

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