Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by nessienjake
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Q: What to Edward and a 크리스마스 나무, 트리 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 당신 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 당신 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 당신 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do 당신 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 책 and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 당신 suck!!!!
A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 더 많이 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 뱀파이어 go to high school?”, 또는 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 또는 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 의해 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 또는 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 또는 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if 당신 don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete 늑대인간 have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about 또는 have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable 또는 hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see 팬 feeling left out, singled out 또는 wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role 모델 ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape 또는 form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in 사랑 with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this 기사 because recently I have found myself 더 많이 constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much 더 많이 awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give 당신 all the evidence 당신 will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight 팬 trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally 스톨, 훔친 that 사과, 애플 from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I said how much I 사랑 this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long 이전 and I noticed this one 질문 I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" 또는 something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the 더 많이 recent ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid 질문 to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just 삭제 this question, because I 게시됨 it a 년 이전 and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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