Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a 크리스마스 나무, 트리 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 당신 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 당신 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 당신 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do 당신 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 책 and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 당신 suck!!!!
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"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't 코멘트 on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a 검색 because the vague 키워드 being attatched to our 이미지 don't make our 검색 bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy 키워드 queen:...
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This 기사 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 더 많이 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 팬 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 당신 in your sleep if 당신 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 팬팝 fangirl...
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Source: The Anti-Twilight Movement