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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a 크리스마스 나무, 트리 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 당신 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 당신 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 당신 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do 당신 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 책 and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 당신 suck!!!!
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Okay, so I just wrote an 기사 called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an 기사 about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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For people who were expecting this 기사 to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as 당신 can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The author of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most 인기 writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The list of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega 팬 of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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michael bukley
what the buck
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funny
더 많이 nipples
less bella
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the 질문 herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this 기사 is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, 또는 correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all 당신 need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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ASmilingMenace goes through the 11 worst scenes in the Twilight movie.
video
critical analysis
twilight
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에드워드 컬렌
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movie
review
funny
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