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10 movies/games Canada24 likes that everyone hate

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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..

#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse is a bit questionable..

#8: THE STRANGERS:
Why does this film get such low reviews. They actually took time to make smart protagonists for once..

#7: LA NOIRE:
This doesn't go for "these" days. But back in the day. This was misunderstood, falsely advertised, little gem that barely anyone actually enjoyed.. I admit at first I was bored 의해 it.. But after having gotten into some crime dramas I started to appricalate it for what it is.. Plus when the battles "do" happen. It's often worth the wait, despite how short and quick they are..

#6: THE PUNISHER (Thomas Jane version):
This movie is kinda stupid.. But hey.. Thomas Jane..

#5: ASSASINS CREED 3:
This game didn't appear very universely liked.. But hey, I found it fun..

#4: NUMBER 23:
I just never got why everyone hates this movie.. Jim Carrey was really good as a serious role..

#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
It's not oscar worthy. But honestly Robert Englund is amazing in this movie.. He's joking around. But he's actually pretty scary.. Like New Nightmare, but 더 많이 goofy..

#2: THE PURGE:
I'm the norm about this.. But this movie is creepy.. Particalary Polite Stranger.. WindWakerGuy430 would disagree. But he's so creepy. Always smiling when talking about doing horrific things..

#1: SIGNS:
Ignore EVERYTHING said 의해 Nostaglia Critic. And instead watch Chris Stuckmann's review.. That's all I can say..

상단, 맨 위로 eight most BADASS anti-heroes

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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned 의해 Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank 성 was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic 일 when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, 성 swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th 일 Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing 더 많이 than 동물 who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 천사 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 천사 OF DEATH.
And within only five 분 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

상단, 맨 위로 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

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#1: 담홍색, 핑크 Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE 벽 album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between 담홍색, 핑크 and a telephone operator, as 담홍색, 핑크 twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how 담홍색, 핑크 learns that his wife...

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Canada24 답변 dumb questions: PART 2

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a 질문 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do 당신 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can 당신 lose your virginity if 당신 fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With 사랑 and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were 당신 followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a 안전한, 안전 bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered 당신 bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck 당신 ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that 스톨, 훔친 Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, 당신 mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. 또는 I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't 당신 just get 로스트 before I call my boys over here and MAKE 당신 lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short 의해 Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. 당신 crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short 의해 pressing his...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten DICK fathers:

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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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Windwakerguy430's 상단, 맨 위로 Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good 프렌즈 (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, 또는 can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My 상단, 맨 위로 five most 인기 reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little 조랑말 and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people 사랑 these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this 팬 base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As 당신 expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes 당신 hate Lilly....

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상단, 맨 위로 8 best things about being a Brony

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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 조랑말 음악 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though...

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상단, 맨 위로 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even 더 많이 for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like 읽기 them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when 당신 think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed 의해 Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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상단, 맨 위로 five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't 더 많이 badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's 냉각기 when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the list from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: 양고기 OF GOD:
I am not a 팬 of 양고기 of God.
Their too death...

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상단, 맨 위로 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted 의해 two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their 프렌즈 find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta 사랑 that.....

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상단, 맨 위로 five female singers who USE to be hot

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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 로스트 that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 당신 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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상단, 맨 위로 ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated 의해 woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped 의해 a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied 의해 the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. 또는 at least 유튜브 him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, 또는 at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the 바닷가, 비치 now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from 런던 to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE 년 EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over 의해 a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of 마리화나 in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...