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So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 분 the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a 심장 attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...
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#10: Batman: Gotham 의해 Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated 배트맨 movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham 의해 Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian 런던 city, 배트맨 must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, 당신 would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character 당신 would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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AVGN: 당신 know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your 닌텐도 Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and 더 많이 than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to show that children really do give 더 많이 of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal 언더월드 for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 의해 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 의해 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed 의해 Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 저기요 cowboy? 당신 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 당신 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 당신 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 당신 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 당신 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the 유튜브 video created 의해 TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts 또는 anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 천사 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 천사 OF DEATH.
And within only five 분 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no 코멘트 like 당신 would see on many gravestones. It just said her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give 당신 insight -- I'll show 당신 what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 더 많이 초 your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard 스톨, 훔친 our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the 담홍색, 핑크 mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 당신 made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where 당신 사랑 it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.

But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, 당신 protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. 당신 know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: 당신 do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just 로스트 in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't 당신 make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? 예수님 fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 당신 instead of killing 당신 straight away.
And...
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Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did 당신 say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) 당신 had one fucking job and 당신 couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, 당신 want to run? Huh? 당신 want to run, 당신 want to disrespect me? 당신 want to fuck with me? I mean, 당신 come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and 당신 want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give 당신 thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat 당신 up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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1:
QUESTION: How do 당신 hide a boner?
ANSWER: 당신 get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in 사랑 with your dog?
ANSWER: 당신 need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 년 old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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