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Opinion by Canada24 posted 10 days ago
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* 담홍색, 핑크 플라밍고
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various 유튜브 reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL 동물 simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to show her tit during a sex scene.. So the director fucking HIT HER!

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem 더 많이 real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 13 days ago
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, 의해 nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even 더 많이 notable when 당신 play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much 더 많이 color and life into it. This certainly makes it 더 많이 unique than 5.. But honestly, I just 사랑 the gun fights.. The slightly out of 날짜 look seems to make it better..


#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION:
John Marston is such a great character. That his own death doesn't stop him from returning for future games..


#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the older ones. I play as it's own thing.. Even than, it's still fucking awesome.. 의해 the time the penthouse mission is over. I'm sad about it..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 14 days ago
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Last 년 finally saw this show.. Well.. I only got up to season 1. I couldn't get much further..

People really have to be patient with this shows inconsistancy. It started off good. With a big fight.

But than of coarse.. Nothing actually happens for most of the season.. It's not til the end where they finally fight Nappa and Vegeta..

That's the most I can say.. Once a fight finally happens. It's usually pretty exciting.. But it's so boring to wait.. I wanted to see Frieza. But I couldn't even get to Piccolo's planet.

So.. Yeah.. I have very mixed feelings of the show. But it's still my thoughts..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 15 days ago
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 당신 can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are 당신 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 당신 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 당신 were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 의해 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: 당신 think 당신 can kill all of our 프렌즈 and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when 당신 think about it.. Mexico was overruled 의해 the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. 당신 finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory of Luisa. And when she later dies trying to save him. Abraham doesn't even remember her name. 또는 show much reaction..

Worse. Rayes has become no better than Allente.. Nothing has changed, but the names.
And to make it worse. Rayes reveals to be the reason for the apolocpise in the uncanon story, UNDEAD NIGHTMARE..


#2: BONNIE:
Bonnie Macfarlene and her father Drew are no doubt some of the nicest characters of RDR. And Bonnie is the reason John was still alive.. But what does she get for this? A burnt down barn, and possibly gang raped.....
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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I watch a lot of these things.. I don't get scared too easily 의해 movies. Though different story in real life..

These ones do it though.. Most of them are ghost movies.. I'm believer in that shit.. So I get uneasy around well directed ghost shit..



#1: SIXTH SENSE:
Something about classroom scene where the kid starts revealing knowledge of the teachers past.. It got to me..


#2: CONJURING SERIES:
In the first it's actually too particalar scenes.. First is when 당신 literary see nothing but darkness, but camera zooms in on it.. 초 is when Lorrane flashbacks to first meeting the family, and we see a shadowy figure.. Shivers..
초 is that seen in the house where the nun demon, Valek, appears in the hall way, with that creepy 음악 from the movie.. Not helped when the scene following has the creepiest use of a painting, ever..


#3: SINISTER:
Those friggin tapes.. And the ending shot has the best use of jump scare..
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Review by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost 영화 I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best 연기 I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.. Knowin the twist. This movie was maybe even that much better.. Cause 당신 understand why nobody but the kid is reacting to him.. He's a
ghost..

Though it does strike me as odd that Willis never figured it out, from nobody really reacting to his presence. Except the kid claiming to see ghosts.

Anyway.. This movie is totally worth checking out..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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I know. I know.. 더 많이 Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

기사 rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, 암캐, 암 캐 mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.

After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking 의해 her abusive nature.

Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 1 month ago
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if 당신 agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having 로스트 one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is 더 많이 important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And 당신 didn't get any other option.



#4: GTA 5 -Torture scene:

I personally was never bothered 의해 this scene. But just about everyone else WAS.

So it goes on the list..



#3: CALL OF DUTY - NO RUSSIAN:

Many MANY people were angered 의해 this mission.. But it was MEANT to be shocking, they missed the point.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 당신 have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A 의해 cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found 의해 Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point 또는 another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final 판타지 Vll):
I never played this series. But I heard enough about this scene. I know I had to put it.

According to TV TROPES:

"A ton of people have seen the clip of Aerith getting stabbed, but what the billions of countdowns and the like that show it fail to mention is when 구름, 클라우드 has to fight against his own programming to stop himself from killing Aerith, how he cradles her in his arms and insists that his feelings matter too in the face of a completely sociopathic villain, her theme punctuating the boss fight, the other party members...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants were actually CIA assets he needed to get rid of, then shoves Ajay out of a plane to be captured 의해 her before fleeing Kyrat.


#3: TREVOR PHILLIPS & TOMMY VERCETTI:

Trevor's death is only optional. Other wise he is never punished for being the "average GTA player". Which I never agreed with myself, but whatever..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."



#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken as, only in it for the fame..


#3: MICHAEL AND FRANKLIN (gta 5):
Both come across as the only decent people in San Andreas.. Though Franklin strikes me as much nicer than Michael..


#4 FRANK GRIMES (Simpsons):
His whole excistance as a character. Is to be the only one see what's WRONG with Homer Simpson being in charge of everyone's safety. When he probably doesn't even know what 일 it is..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 2 months ago
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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed 의해 agreeing to a secret meeting with said person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually from himself, and then put up with his Lamar bitching about it afterwards..


#2: ISIAH FRIEDLANDER:
He's 더 많이 interested in making money than helping patients. Best demonstrated when he cuts a session short just as Michael is on the edge of an epiphany, to ensure that he will have to come back for 더 많이 sessions.. And he is often shown looking at his watch, instead of showing concern for Michael's state of mind.. And might be gay. He frequently asks about Michael's sex life. And straight up says "I'm in 사랑 with you", though plays it off as a joke..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 3 months ago
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death 상어 attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a 상어 attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned 의해 the 크리스마스 singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the 상어 was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..

So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the 바닷가, 비치 ever again... Why would they EVER go the 바닷가, 비치 after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 3 months ago
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So I watched 2 영화 for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people 사랑 my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any 더 많이 Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. 의해 nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary.. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary "enough".. But he's such a sadist.. He's clearly enjoying this.. It's like Freddy Krueger.. This is what makes them scary.. They're enjoying it..

I swear to god. At the ending, I kept watching the hand, waiting for it to point the finger as it's final act.. It would of been such a "Chucky" way to go out..

What 더 많이 can I say.. I thought I had a lot to say.. But I don't..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 3 months ago
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's 초 lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, 음식 cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the hell did the show do to him?

Comic Dale is just a friggin badass.

Dale: (finds cannibals eating him, starts laughing) I've been bitten 당신 stupid pricks. I'm tainted meat!


#3: NEGAN:
Not much different than the show. Only a little 더 많이 human.. He openly admits his regret in killing Glenn.. And ONLY killed Glenn.. He had a point to make, "don't fuck with me, 또는 당신 get a bat to the face"..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 4 months ago
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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..


#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse is a bit questionable..


#8: THE STRANGERS:
Why does this film get such low reviews. They actually took time to make smart protagonists for once..


#7: LA NOIRE:
This doesn't go for "these" days. But back in the day. This was misunderstood, falsely advertised, little gem that barely anyone actually enjoyed.. I admit at first I was bored 의해 it.. But after having gotten into some crime dramas I started to appricalate it for what it is.. Plus when the battles "do" happen. It's often worth the wait, despite how short...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 4 months ago
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#1: TONY STALK:
Tony is first shown as a immature, genius 플레이보이 not taking anything seriously. It's not until he's tortured, nearly killed, and sees his own inventions being used to kill innocent people, that he becomes Iron man.

And thoughout the films. Tony uses his humour to hide his insecurities and PTSD..

의해 the time of Civil War, Tony is broken man..



#2: DEADPOOL:
Basically the same.. Seems to use his famish his humour to cover his insecurities and PTSD.. In the film he believes his girlfriend only loved him for his looks, and thinks she won't 사랑 him now that he's ugly.. And I saw one comic where Deadpool saw the X-Men kill a child. And he was very upset about this. Not playing it for laughs..



#3: WOLVERINE:
Espically the movie Logan.. But your have to see it. Don't wanna spoiler it..






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Review by Canada24 posted 4 months ago
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I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I 사랑 these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in 예수님 (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe is Satan/Lucifer is real. I hear all these stories about demons, possessions, and fucked up human beings (like Ed Gein 또는 Albert Fish). So I believe there is a real devil and real hell. I do so cause I find dark shit interesting. I like to be aware of the true evils out there. And I have a theory that God started the whole evalution thing. Rather than Adam and Eve..
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Review by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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I only saw bits the remake., not enough for a full review. But I saw the original several times., It’s quite underrated.

For one thing Tim Currey is actually pretty unsettling. The cast actually avoided him.

This is most highlighted in Georgie’s death. Cause Tim Currey is really good at seeming like just a friendly clown in the sewer for some reason. The remake does this too. But then Penny just stares at him. And Georgie only goes for the 보트 to not upset Billy.. In here there doesn’t seem to be much reason not to trust him.. Not till it’s already too late.

At the same thing time Currey’s Penny wise gives off sort of a predator vibe.. making him 더 많이 creepy than scary. But I kinda like that..

Other parts that Penny creeps me out are, being bens dad in the sewer, being stanley’s head., and that friggin picture book scene and his “I’m everything 당신 fear” speech..

Yes, even the balloons are actually kinda creepy.. just the fact they 옮기기 omnisiously. And seem to be symbolic.:
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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The intro starts with a black man alone in a empty street, on the phone. He's clearly nervous, and starts leaving as a car follows him. But than there's a uncomfortable sequence of the man in the car kidnapping him 의해 knocking him a head lock, wearing a knight mask.

After that creepy prologue. Black photographer Chris Washington reluctantly agrees to meet the family of his white girlfriend Rose Armitage. The first thing he asks her. "Do they know I'm black?" Rose says it doesn't matter, they are not racist. 또는 she wouldn't of brought him.

During their drive to the family's countryside estate, they hit a deer and 신고 the incident. The white policeman asks for Chris's identification even though he was not driving.. We ALL know the reason. And Chris just shrugs it off while Rose gets angry about it.

So yeah, she Chris meets the family they make very awkward attempts to prove they aren't racist. 의해 making unwittingly racist comments. Like Chris must like 또는 do certain things, cause he's black. And constantly bringing up black role models, 또는 talking in black slang.
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Review by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. 영화 I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the 영화 in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even niominated.. He's so underrated for that role. Like Englund we both 사랑 AND fear him. The sadistic enjoyment he gets from all this.

Anyway.. In my opinion, the first half is way better.. The parts where we don't actually know Freddy's story. I like the whole mystery thing.. "Who is this creepy guy in my dreams trying to kill me?"

The parania thing is way scarier.. Espically cause Englund barely has any actual dialogue. He mostly just laughs.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves 당신 kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended 의해 WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I 사랑 Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the worldest cutest puppy. Only for thieves to break in, beat up John and needishly kill the puppy.. Fair to say, most viewers were 더 많이 than a little uncomfortable..


#7: NEKROMANIC - SEX SCENE:
더 많이 uncomfortable than dark.. It's dead body fucking.. Always gonna remain in my mind.. No matter how much I fucking drink!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 5 months ago
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
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