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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take a look at some of the highlights we all enjoyed.

Episode 1

Hawkeye: Hi, 당신 must be my new 불, 화재 mare.
Coffee Creme: Yup.
Hawkeye: Name's Peirce Hawkins, though some ponies call me Hawkeye. Climb aboard, and we'll get going.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 또는 played as characters in skits. For instance, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, 바비 인형 learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, 당신 don't have to worry about being made fun of. 바비 인형 is now a soldier that kicks ass.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are 당신 doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would 당신 tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the show like they do with half of the 영화 they produce.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW 년 ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some 총 into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I 사랑 Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All 당신 do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their 나귀, 엉덩이 off just so they can watch a ball 옮기기 down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 3 days ago
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 당신 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 크리스마스 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 더 많이 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 이전 episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the 월 goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 3 days ago
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Welcome of my 할로윈 inspired movie reviews.

I been 읽기 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 할로윈 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 영화 became worse and worse.. Even after 할로윈 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy 영화 are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming 더 많이 and 더 많이 of a troll..

Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head 의해 the end of the film..

It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I said last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 나귀, 엉덩이 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick 나귀, 엉덩이
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 일 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show 당신 what we're talking about, let me show 당신 four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro showing the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: 무지개, 레인 보우 Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the 일 to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 이전 episode how 당신 said we might get killed 의해 assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are 당신 still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! 당신 have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Confused* Weird, but whatever. Today's crossover parody is The Derpy Files.
Tom: Featuring Derpy taking Jim Rockford's role in the T.V show, The Rockford Files. Be prepared for some strange 질문 if 당신 get caught, 또는 arrested.
Audience: *Laughing*

Somewhere at Derpy's trailer home, a phone starts to ring, and it goes to voicemail.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: 당신 know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: 당신 were supposed to make them laugh 당신 idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 days ago
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother 의해 pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother 의해 throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and wanted his own venom.. Which unfortantly for the world, venom agreed to his proposal. And Cletus called himself "Carnage".

As Carnage, Kasady proved stronger than Spider-Man and Venom combined, and his symbiote was not only less susceptible to sonics than its progenitor but infinitely 더 많이 difficult to remove, having bonded to his bloodstream. In his first appearance, Carnage forced Spider-Man and Venom to call a temporary truce to defeat him..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 9 days ago
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause 당신 know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far 더 많이 affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death 상어 attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a 상어 attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned 의해 the 크리스마스 singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..


#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. 당신 know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten 의해 a giant great white..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 9 days ago
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This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my 가장 좋아하는 monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a list to celebrate this coming 할로윈 with infamish half-man half-wolf

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#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..


#9: 늑대 (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten 의해 a 늑대 while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling in 사랑 does he realize it's a curse, and makes efferts to get rid of it..


#8: I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF (2002):
Read WindWakers 기사 for a better review than I could give..

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 11 days ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony. Great to see 당신 again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes.
Master Sword: Yes 당신 did.
Tom: No I didn't.
Master Sword: Well I'm pretty sure 당신 did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails
Master Sword: And this is a crossover of.. Do we even have to say it? It's got both of the titles from the shows right there for you!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 11 days ago
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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in 팬 fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. 당신 gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do 당신 punk?
Cody: Get, offa da beach!!
Stormtrooper 59: *Shooting dozens of Rebels with a DLT-19*
Cody: Let's, go!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Lexi: *Sees snow starting to fall*
Eula: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*

Then both girls blushed as they farted at the same time.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 12 days ago
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Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..



#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..


#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third 할로윈 movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..


#8: TRICK 또는 TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as 할로윈 obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the 년 checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves..


#7: THE CONJURING:
I don't really have much to say.. But I do 사랑 this movie.. And its sequel..


#6: INSIDIOUS:
Another ghost movie.. Jump scares done right, sometimes its nice they DO serve a purpose in horror.. Rather than using them as lazy tricks like today..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 13 days ago
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Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 1 Finale of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 10

Back From The Future

Stop the song

June 8, 1951

The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.

Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 13 days ago
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Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 당신 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have 당신 로스트 your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the Atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 13 days ago
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Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her 다음 assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn 당신 can't join.
Honey: Who would want to 가입하기 your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme: Me too.
Honey: What for?
Jeff: He's offering us free things, like 음식 and alcohol.
Gordon: Too bad you're not a unicorn. Leave!
Honey: Fine, I'll leave. But I just want 당신 to know that this is a dumb idea *walks away*
Passengers: *walking toward station*
Gordon: Any passengers that aren't a unicorn must go around this building to get to wherever it is they need to go.
Earth ponies: Fuck!! *walks around station*
Pegasi: *fly*

Meanwhile, Honey went to meet with Hawkeye, Red Rose, Percy, and Orion.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 13 days ago
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Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do 당신 still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do 당신 insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: 당신 know why. We need 더 많이 diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???: And we make money 의해 selling the steam engines! Alright, listen. We need these engines gone within eight years, alright? Start with the switchers, than CONTINUE with the stronger engines. If 당신 don't get the job done, 당신 can go work for another railroad. Now get the fuck off my car!
Pete: *exits passenger car* ugh, jeez. *walks away*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 13 days ago
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Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" 시간

May 21, 1951

당신 already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the 일 off. So we got 당신 another 조랑말 to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new 조랑말 was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
Pete: Uh, yeah. You're working with Douchebag until Jeff feels better.
Percy: Ok. Come on Douchebag, I'll show 당신 around.
Douchebag: Ok. *follows*
Percy: *walks to servicing facility* Sometimes we get to service engines here, but we mostly fix tracks.
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