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10 movies/games Canada24 likes that everyone hate

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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..

#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse is a bit questionable..

#8: THE STRANGERS:
Why does this film get such low reviews. They actually took time to make smart protagonists for once..

#7: LA NOIRE:
This doesn't go for "these" days. But back in the day. This was misunderstood, falsely advertised, little gem that barely anyone actually enjoyed.. I admit at first I was bored 의해 it.. But after having gotten into some crime dramas I started to appricalate it for what it is.. Plus when the battles "do" happen. It's often worth the wait, despite how short and quick they are..

#6: THE PUNISHER (Thomas Jane version):
This movie is kinda stupid.. But hey.. Thomas Jane..

#5: ASSASINS CREED 3:
This game didn't appear very universely liked.. But hey, I found it fun..

#4: NUMBER 23:
I just never got why everyone hates this movie.. Jim Carrey was really good as a serious role..

#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
It's not oscar worthy. But honestly Robert Englund is amazing in this movie.. He's joking around. But he's actually pretty scary.. Like New Nightmare, but 더 많이 goofy..

#2: THE PURGE:
I'm the norm about this.. But this movie is creepy.. Particalary Polite Stranger.. WindWakerGuy430 would disagree. But he's so creepy. Always smiling when talking about doing horrific things..

#1: SIGNS:
Ignore EVERYTHING said 의해 Nostaglia Critic. And instead watch Chris Stuckmann's review.. That's all I can say..

CANADA24 REVIEWS GROWN UPS 2:

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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..

I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...

상단, 맨 위로 5 DISTURBING THINGS I FOUND IN LORD OF THE RINGS

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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. 당신 want it even if 당신 don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..

#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..

#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the 이전 shots. And...

Canada24 reviews THE SIXTH SENSE

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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost 영화 I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best 연기 I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....

8 awesome Squidward moments

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I read my 기사 POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to show his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: 피자 DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the 피자 to the customer, who proceeds to 암캐, 암 캐 and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams 피자 box...

상단, 맨 위로 Ten most hated villains

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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He 스톨, 훔친 a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to 덮개, 랩 up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...

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Red Dead Redemption NIGHTMARE FUEL:

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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing 의해 a 나무, 트리 overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, 키스 ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if 당신 spare him, he later tries to kill 당신 anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the 다음 fix,...

CaNADA24 상단, 맨 위로 5 영화 당신 THINK he would like.. But he doesn't

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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.

#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. 또는 just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.

#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn 당신 THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.

#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..

#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 초 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged 의해 a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..

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CANADA24 reviews CANNIBAL HALOCOAST

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Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. 당신 can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. 당신 can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...

Another GOOD creepy pasta: KNOCKNG GAME, and AUTOPILOT

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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts 또는 anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

Canada24 reviews JEFF THE KILLER

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Let's review the most overrated creepy 파스타 ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional 이모 teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...

Canada24 reviews INSIDIOUS (spoilers)

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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 또는 something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open 의해 itself. He...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 5)

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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..

Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. 당신 don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's 더 많이 for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) 저기요 kiddo,...

상단, 맨 위로 ten 영화 hated 의해 their actors

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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..

#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..

#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new 유튜브 skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....

Weird.. I'm back to HATING the Nightmare on Elms 거리 remake..

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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, 당신 never understood who, 또는 even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills 당신 in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...

CANADA24's REVIEW: ... Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & 상단, 맨 위로 11 Worst Episodes

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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't 사랑 Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked 의해 the fact this story I'm 읽기 is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, 또는 clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb 나귀, 엉덩이 show TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm 레이 has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...

Lonely Island - Great 일 lyrics

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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife 또는 the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful 일 makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My 심장 is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've 로스트 my job!
They say "Young man, the...

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4 most BADASS work out songs (lyrics)

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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...

Best of's for all my SPOOF 크리피파스타 villains.. (Mature, slightly DISTURBING, humor)..

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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 크리피파스타 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..