Roman: (meets Niko at the 보트 stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took 당신 so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 당신 know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 당신 SING!
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Roman: Do 당신 think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 당신 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come 당신 with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought 당신 had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are 당신 talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! 당신 DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. 당신 KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with 당신 destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN 의해 SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko 우유 container) 당신 happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked 의해 the old and 쓴, 쓰라린 into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are 당신 sleeping 당신 FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK 당신 ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the 사랑 of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought 당신 were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a 펌프 action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: 당신 KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did 당신 expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: 당신 know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) 저기요 Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) 저기요 Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves 당신 right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his 가장 좋아하는 downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all 사랑 Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 분 later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot 당신 see at 타코 벨 at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never said anything.. 당신 came over, knocked on my door. and said "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck 당신 Bellic!
Niko: No fuck 당신 Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now 당신 took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have 더 많이 respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes 당신 for all 당신 do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 분 later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have 당신 watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt 당신 down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to 옮기기 on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... 당신 dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
Niko: (stressed) What took 당신 so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 당신 know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 당신 SING!
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Roman: Do 당신 think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 당신 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come 당신 with me.
Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.
Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought 당신 had your anger issues under control?
Niko: What are 당신 talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! 당신 DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. 당신 KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?
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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!
Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).
Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with 당신 destroying my property.
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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-
Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?
Roman: I don't have any-
Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN 의해 SOME!
Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).
SOON AFTER:
Roman: (gives Niko 우유 container) 당신 happy now?
Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.
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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked 의해 the old and 쓴, 쓰라린 into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?
Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are 당신 sleeping 당신 FAT FUCK!?
Roman: I'm sorry I-
Niko: FUCK 당신 ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the 사랑 of Alan greenspan... FUCK!
Roman: ... Feel better?
Niko: ... (sighs) not really.
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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)
Niko: (breaks his arm).
Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!
Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?
Dardan: Fuck you!
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Niko: I'm sorry!
Roman: SCREW YOU!
Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought 당신 were okay with it!
Roman: Well clearly I'm not!
Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?
Roman: Vlad must of took it.
Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!
Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-
Niko: (finds and cocks a 펌프 action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).
Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!
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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.
Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!
Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?
Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..
Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).
Niko: (holding handgun).
Daughter: 당신 KILLED HIM!
Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did 당신 expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.
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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.
Niko: Not know Roman.
Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?
Niko: 당신 know I don't care for that shit cousin.
Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.
Niko: ... Really?
Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!
Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!
Roman: (on phone) I know right.
Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!
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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.
The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).
Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.
Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!
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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) 저기요 Johnny.
Johnny: (dialing phone) 저기요 Niko.
Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).
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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)
Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves 당신 right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his 가장 좋아하는 downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all 사랑 Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
(20 분 later)
Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot 당신 see at 타코 벨 at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
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Niko: And that's why I need you
Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never said anything.. 당신 came over, knocked on my door. and said "and that's why I need you".
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Dimitri: Fuck 당신 Bellic!
Niko: No fuck 당신 Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now 당신 took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!
Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.
Niko: I have 더 많이 respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes 당신 for all 당신 do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-
20 분 later
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have 당신 watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-
5 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt 당신 down and-
2 hours later:
Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to 옮기기 on!
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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.
Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... 당신 dick.
Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
