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Roman: (meets Niko at the 보트 stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took 당신 so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 당신 know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 당신 SING!

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Roman: Do 당신 think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 당신 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come 당신 with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest bullet in the world!.

Roman: Calm down Niko.. I thought 당신 had your anger issues under control?

Niko: What are 당신 talking about. I don't have anger issu- (suddenly enraged) OH MY GOD ROMAN! 당신 DID "NOT" HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR A BIRD!.. 당신 KNOW THEY FLY RIGHT!?

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Roman: That's right. I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt!

Niko: SHUT UP! (angrily punches hole into the wall).

Roman: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I guess I'm okay with 당신 destroying my property.

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Raman: But anyway.. But here, all I needed was one good guy. One good guy, I could do well. Not take over the world, but do oka-

Niko: (angrily after looking in the fridge) WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MILK!?

Roman: I don't have any-

Niko: (enraged) Then go out and FUCKIN 의해 SOME!

Roman: (scared) Okay, okay! (runs out the door).

SOON AFTER:

Roman: (gives Niko 우유 container) 당신 happy now?

Niko: (happily) I'm VERY happy now.

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Niko: Fine., During the war. We did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked 의해 the old and 쓴, 쓰라린 into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse... Roman?

Niko: (violently pounds table) ROMAN!.. Are 당신 sleeping 당신 FAT FUCK!?

Roman: I'm sorry I-

Niko: FUCK 당신 ROMAN!... Fuck!... Fuck someone!... Fuck a tit!... Fuck a tit hard!... For the 사랑 of Alan greenspan... FUCK!

Roman: ... Feel better?

Niko: ... (sighs) not really.

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Dardan: Fuck you! (tries to stab Niko, who dodge it)

Niko: (breaks his arm).

Dardan Oh my arm. Oh!

Niko: (mockingly) Ohh, was that your arm?

Dardan: Fuck you!

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Niko: I'm sorry!

Roman: SCREW YOU!

Niko: Look, it wasn't my business.. I thought 당신 were okay with it!

Roman: Well clearly I'm not!

Niko: Well.. Go after him then. (opens friddge) Cause I'm not getting involv- Wait, what happened to my kit-kat bar I left in here?

Roman: Vlad must of took it.

Niko: (enraged) THE MOTHER FUCKER!

Roman: Whoa man, calm dow-

Niko: (finds and cocks a 펌프 action shotgun) I'LL KILL HIM! (runs out towards the car, holding the shotgun).

Roman: Wait Niko. Don't do anything too craz- Wait for me!

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Niko: Keep away from Mr Faustin's daughter.

Mason: Fuck you! This ain't Russia! And we ain't communists!

Niko: Why dose everybody think I'm Russian?

Daughter: Tell my dad! I can see whoever I want..

Mason: I will get the brothers. And we're kick your as- (gets shot in the face, and dies).

Niko: (holding handgun).

Daughter: 당신 KILLED HIM!

Niko: Yes. That's why I'm here… What did 당신 expect.. Me to chase him down on a bike and fight him and other bike members.. No thank you.

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Roman: (on phone) Cousin, let's go bowling.

Niko: Not know Roman.

Roman: (on phone) Strip club than?

Niko: 당신 know I don't care for that shit cousin.

Roman: (on phone) but they got Lindsay Lohan now.

Niko: ... Really?

Roman: (on phone) yeah. And she shows EVERYTHING!

Niko: Oh god! That is so fuckin hot!

Roman: (on phone) I know right.

Niko: What about Paris Hilton?... I mean.. She's a idiot. But she's got an rockin bod!

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Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.

The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).

Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.

Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!

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Niko: (walks past Johnny, on his way to save Roman) 저기요 Johnny.

Johnny: (dialing phone) 저기요 Niko.

Niko: (goes into the warehouse, and pulls out gun).

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Ray: (gets shot in the face and dies)

Niko: (holding desert eagle) HA! I shot your face!.. Take that faceless!... Serves 당신 right for thinking I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his 가장 좋아하는 downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all 사랑 Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

(20 분 later)

Niko: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot 당신 see at 타코 벨 at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...

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Niko: And that's why I need you

Dash: (outside Packie's house).. But never said anything.. 당신 came over, knocked on my door. and said "and that's why I need you".

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Dimitri: Fuck 당신 Bellic!

Niko: No fuck 당신 Dimitri!.. I KNEW it was a mistake to work with you!.. But I DID... I promised Roman to start forgiving.. And now 당신 took him!... I FUCKIN HATE YOU!

Dimitri: (a bit annoyed) Yes! I am aware of that.

Niko: I have 더 많이 respect for the shit I invaded my toilet with, than I for you. I'm surprised ANYBODYnlikes 당신 for all 당신 do.. Your a cruel, ugly, annoying-

20 분 later

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the roof) over confident, backstabbing, son of a bitch!... And when I find you! swear I am gonna I will rip out your eyes, jab them down your throat and have 당신 watch as I slowly rip each body part off and cut them into bite sized pieces and tha-

5 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he chases after Dimitri on the boat) And when it's finally all done, I will cut off your head and place it over my fireplace, as a constant reminder of what a cold hearted FUCK looks like!.. and this WILL happen, I will hunt 당신 down and-

2 hours later:

Niko: (still talking as he's getting on Jacob's helicopter) And than.. And only than, would I be able to 옮기기 on!

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Niko: (approaches) Welcome to America.

Dimitri: (translated) Screw you... 당신 dick.

Niko: Yeah well.. Kill my cousin.. And this is what happens. (shoves a grenade down Dimitri's throat and walks away as it goes off, pieces of Dimitri flying all over the place).
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 인기 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 일 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
 Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When 당신 think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only show respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair 또는 just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed 의해 rocks Aladar's 프렌즈 caused to fall on it.....
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked 의해 Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives 또는 dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".

 Jan
Jan


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay 또는 a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but 당신 might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider 당신 a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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