The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of 유명인사 turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived 의해 his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived 의해 his elderly father, Pop Tart.

I breathed in and out slowly. This was horrid. Running. I spat at the word. I despised running.

Joseph jogged up to me. "You okay Kristen?"
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"Hah! 당신 always end up like this. Maybe 당신 should quit track?"
"You know I can't! If I do, then I have to do Trigonometry. Ugh. That's worse."
"Right..."
I stood up and we walked in silence. His lithe step did not match mine. I had a clumsy, trip over step. I needed somebody to teach me how to walk right.
"Oof." I had tripped, and landed on my side. How? I have no idea. Normal people land on their face 또는 back. Not me!

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It’s raining on my window pane,
Inside this house looks so lame.
I’m so funny, so bored hunni.
Nothing much to do but to be a horn dog,
Being bored makes me write in my log.


Are we counting up 또는 down?
Nothing seems to go around.
Boredom, 당신 don’t like him.
Boredom, 당신 wanna shoot him.
Don’t make that move.


당신 get in trouble when looking for fun,
당신 get so tired when the 일 is done.
Soon as 당신 get in bed,
당신 remember what should be done instead.
Just forget the problem.


Get a goodnight sleep and dream.
Forget about the boring adventure,
당신 should’ve discovered something in nature.
Boredom, forget them.
Boredom, sleep before the morning.

First get a cup of water and fill it half way then take your 가장 좋아하는 목걸이 또는 bracelet and dip it in the water the add some salt and stir it with the jewelry in it once it has dissolved add your 가장 좋아하는 lotion only 3 squirts then dip your finger in and say the spell below


Creatures of the sea give me a (color) tail with a 상단, 맨 위로 to go with it give me the powers of freezing heating and shaping water please let my dream come true and make me into the mermaid I wish to be


Side affects:
Itchy legs
Legs crossed
Rash on legs
Wanna swim a lot
Sing a lot