From another 이메일 I received. Just for fun!
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that 당신 come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see 당신 wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume 당신 are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If 당신 dress poorly, 당신 need to learn to manage your money better, so that 당신 may buy nicer clothes, and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
3. If 당신 dress just right, 당신 are right where 당신 need to be and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If 당신 are able to go to the doctor, 당신 are able to come to work.
Annual Leave
Each employee will receive 104 days off a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time in the toilet.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your 초 offence, your picture will be 게시됨 on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Thank 당신 for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that 당신 come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see 당신 wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume 당신 are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If 당신 dress poorly, 당신 need to learn to manage your money better, so that 당신 may buy nicer clothes, and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
3. If 당신 dress just right, 당신 are right where 당신 need to be and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If 당신 are able to go to the doctor, 당신 are able to come to work.
Annual Leave
Each employee will receive 104 days off a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time in the toilet.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your 초 offence, your picture will be 게시됨 on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Thank 당신 for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
From another 이메일 I received. Just for fun!
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that 당신 come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see 당신 wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume 당신 are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If 당신 dress poorly, 당신 need to learn to manage your money better, so that 당신 may buy nicer clothes, and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
3. If 당신 dress just right, 당신 are right where 당신 need to be and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If 당신 are able to go to the doctor, 당신 are able to come to work.
Annual Leave
Each employee will receive 104 days off a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time in the toilet.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your 초 offence, your picture will be 게시됨 on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Thank 당신 for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
EMPLOYEE MEMO
Dress Code
1. It is advised that 당신 come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see 당신 wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume 당신 are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If 당신 dress poorly, 당신 need to learn to manage your money better, so that 당신 may buy nicer clothes, and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
3. If 당신 dress just right, 당신 are right where 당신 need to be and therefore 당신 do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If 당신 are able to go to the doctor, 당신 are able to come to work.
Annual Leave
Each employee will receive 104 days off a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time in the toilet.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your 초 offence, your picture will be 게시됨 on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Thank 당신 for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.