George of the Jungle - 만, 베이 Bridge Rescue

So, it’s been awhile since I did an 아니메 review… again. I think I’ve only done, at the most, three. And that’s only on the 상단, 맨 위로 of my head. I do want to review 더 많이 at a later time, including ones like Midori, which I have heard is very, very hard to stomach. Perfect for this series. But, for now, I’ve got something just has hard to face. Maybe. Let’s just say that, throughout the 아니메 I have seen, blood and gore hasn’t been a major factor in these shows. Was there blood and gore, yes. But it was either very minimal 또는 was in the background the entire time and was not the main...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent 언덕, 힐 2 and why it’s my 가장 좋아하는 horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, 또는 even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

When it comes to video game remakes, 당신 usually get something that’s either impressive, 또는 just the same game with some pretty graphics. Some of the best known and best 사랑 remakes of all time are Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, Grim Fandango, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D, Super Mario 64 DS, and Pokemon: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. But, there is one remake that I 사랑 더 많이 than any other. 당신 all probably know what it is, and 당신 all know the impact that it had. After playing this remake, not only did it improve the original, but it’s impossible to enjoy the original after this...

I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume 가입하기 the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy 사워, 사 우 어 the moment. My classmates were thrilled...

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten 의해 a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: 당신 there, are 당신 Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if 당신 would come with us
Wind: I’m...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate 질문 still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French 토스트 and 팬케이크 have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, 또는 Spanish toast, French 토스트 is a 인기 morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often 우유 또는 cream.

The earliest...

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I said I hated it. 음악 is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little 더 많이 entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether 당신 like them 또는 not, 당신 have to admit...

당신 know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this list is about.

The 아니메 on this list are all 아니메 that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it 또는 just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry 의해 saying that I 사랑 comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that 당신 just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, 또는 downright awesome, 당신 just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My 상단, 맨 위로 10 아니메 Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean 의해 this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would 당신 like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. 사과 브랜디 was at Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with 사과 브랜디 in Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If 당신 say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck 당신 Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Songs. What can be said about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to show 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....