windwakerguy430 Club
가입하기
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
video
the
음악
???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell 당신 do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did 당신 bring me along!?

???: 당신 figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that 당신 have to bring me with you!

???: in the 영화 people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would 당신 think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw 당신 commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know 당신 can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see 당신 tonight. I only want 당신 to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
continue reading...
Steel Ball Run is said 의해 many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most 가장 좋아하는 part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
continue reading...
Hello, everyone, and today on this 기사 of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that 당신 probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least 가장 좋아하는 to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of 당신 may have a different Jojo that 당신 see as your favorite, 또는 maybe 당신 may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
continue reading...
Hello, everyone. Now, 할로윈 is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different 상단, 맨 위로 tens for the 다음 following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the 상단, 맨 위로 ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that 당신 find lurking the in the depths of hell, 또는 in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, 또는 played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
continue reading...
(Link to the first episode will be in the 코멘트 section for those who haven't seen it yet.)

(Hey there! Jared Potts here with the 다음 exciting episode of my new recent hit fan-fiction series, Network 999! Seeing as how the support for the last episode was pretty incredible, I decided to make the 다음 one a bit early. :D I hope 당신 enjoy the 다음 episode of Network 999!)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 년 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even 더 많이 powerful than ever. 당신 see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to...
continue reading...
Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one 의해 far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, 의해 far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
continue reading...
Link: Man, this job is a lot 더 많이 fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone 의해 killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears 음악 behind waterfall) What is this. The 음악 is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
continue reading...
(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do 당신 get when 당신 get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ 당신 get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
continue reading...
Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on 불, 화재 again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting 더 많이 than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much 로스트 the only person...
continue reading...
Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one 더 많이 person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. 당신 mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: 당신 want your reward 또는 not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the 캔디 store
Tetra:...
continue reading...
Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, 의해 setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
continue reading...
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK 당신 (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 다음 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are 당신 still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Final 판타지 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
continue reading...
People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in 질문 is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, 당신 will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
continue reading...
빠른, 스위프트 Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! 당신 had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that 당신 were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. 당신 have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what 당신 did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard 빠른, 스위프트 justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. 당신 can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
continue reading...