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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 글쓰기 it the other way.



Joe: 당신 screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., 당신 said that several times now..

Joe: 당신 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are 당신 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are 당신 braindead 또는 something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 당신 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 당신 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 요람, 크래들 and the silver spoon"
When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a 사랑 for 더 많이 of the Japanese culture. After 읽기 about the country on an 기사 online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. 더 많이 specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling 당신 this so 당신 can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The 닌텐도 Gamecube, which would soon become my 가장 좋아하는 console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who 또는 what the characters and setting is, but 당신 don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even 안전한, 안전 from this at home. Now, some of 당신 might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's 더 많이 of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 당신 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 당신 tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. 당신 live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When 당신 look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, 당신 see, I have this 안전한, 안전 here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, 당신 just have this big 나귀, 엉덩이 안전한, 안전 lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 색깔 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 당신 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game show killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 당신 get first place, 당신 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 당신 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 당신 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Tetra: So, now that we are here, are 당신 ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do 당신 mean 의해 no
Link: 당신 see, my mother used to tell me stories of a 메리다와 마법의 숲 hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed 의해 spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure 당신 I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...
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Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give 당신 the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this 일 and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. 디즈니 has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell 당신 the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......
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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest 당신 try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So 당신 witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could 당신 tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, 랜덤 prisoners,...
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Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they 옮기기 forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...
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On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the 월 of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce 당신 all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...
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Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo 아니메 in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little 더 많이 creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...
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The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a 가장 좋아하는 console of mine, I decided to do a list on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my 상단, 맨 위로 ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 또는 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX 또는 Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 동물 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain 조랑말 that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did 당신 find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he 스톨, 훔친 a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make 당신 just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

 Goomba
Goomba


#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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일본 makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. 당신 play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as 당신 look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if 당신 look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a 망가 with a 제목 so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if 당신 don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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