Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?


Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...

Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, 랜덤 guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell 당신 asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have 당신 been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: 당신 LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get 당신 out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...

Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only 질문 is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this list contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final 판타지 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final 판타지 10, but I haven't played that one,...

(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where 당신 [lay as a young girl named...

January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where 당신 make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...

Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the 상단, 맨 위로 samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced 의해 Samual...

So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed 의해 and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far 더 많이 support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. 또는 as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.



Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...

I 사랑 indie games. Call me a grump, but I just don't see much passion in most video games nowadays. While passion definitely exists thanks to creators like Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro, Suda51 and many more, big publishers just want to make video games be a quick cash grab, companies like EA, Activision, Bethesda, Square Enix, and Microsoft. But indie developers don't have that kind of desire (Most of the time). All of their games are made on one thing and one thing only: Passion. Their 사랑 for the genre and their desire to tell an interesting narrative 또는 to create something, be it out of a creative...

~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon 구름, 클라우드 Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the 거리 rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The 거리 was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, 더 많이 and 더 많이 camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....

Wind: (Sitting at coffee 샵 with Cody) So, 당신 think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are 당신 talking about
Arnold: Do 당신 not see the racism around us. Blacks,...

~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His 사랑 for gaming completely blocks out his 사랑 for other things, including people,...

#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: 런던 HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I 사랑 watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....

~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist 의해 the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in 검색 of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed 의해 a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...

This review is just a simple letter from a couple of 분 ago. I am posting this, because 의해 the time 당신 read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...