Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten 의해 a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: 당신 there, are 당신 Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if 당신 would come with us
Wind: I’m...

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Crestfallen Warrior: Welcome to Lordran. There are actually two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Burg, and the other is in Blighttown
Wind: Huh, I thought there was only one. Well, thank you, kind sir
Crestfallen Warrior: Glad I could he- (Wind stabs him in the chest and takes his humanity)
Wind: Well, I need your humanity 더 많이 than 당신 do, so take care

Wind: (Walks across bridge)
Undead Soldiers: (Follow Wind)...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst 년 of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was given permission to choose which 좌석 I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate 질문 still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French 토스트 and 팬케이크 have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, 또는 Spanish toast, French 토스트 is a 인기 morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often 우유 또는 cream.

The earliest...

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I said I hated it. 음악 is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little 더 많이 entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether 당신 like them 또는 not, 당신 have to admit...

당신 know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this list is about.

The 아니메 on this list are all 아니메 that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it 또는 just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry 의해 saying that I 사랑 comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that 당신 just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, 또는 downright awesome, 당신 just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My 상단, 맨 위로 10 아니메 Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean 의해 this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would 당신 like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. 사과 브랜디 was at Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with 사과 브랜디 in Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If 당신 say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck 당신 Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Songs. What can be said about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to show 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will 당신 stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, 당신 better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No 당신 won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see 당신 again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, 당신 creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag 당신 around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

Link: Okay, so, who is the 다음 helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the 다음 person on the list is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think 당신 should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't 당신 help me? I need 당신 to go and...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad 당신 see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut 당신 the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the 다음 island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but 당신 have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Okay, so, when 당신 think of violent video games, where 당신 kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, 또는 Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where 당신 don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where 당신 go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme 또는 reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that 당신 play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

So, there are people out there who prefer 아니메 over western 만화 and there are people who prefer western 만화 over anime. Me, personally, well, if 당신 asked me at the age of seven, I would have said western. But, given the shit we see today, I think its obvious that 아니메 is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, 또는 Avatar: The Last Airbender, but 당신 know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an 아니메 that has the western style animation. That show would be the...