Zelda

Damas: Well, after finally getting past those damn 부시, 부시 대통령은 monsters, I made it to the 다음 boss. I guess that this boss is defending the 초 bell. Well, might as well kill it. It can’t be too bad (Walks through the fog)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted 의해 lasers)

Damas: (Stabs Moonlight 나비 repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for 동물 (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any 초 now………………… Wait,...

Meanwhile.

At a small army checkpoint a car started driving up.

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have 당신 been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But 당신 just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said...