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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if 당신 aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved 의해 a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

당신 know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only 만화 on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one show that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this show started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of 텔레비전 limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only show saved 의해 Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the 크리피파스타 called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if 당신 play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell 당신 all that this story sucks. Or, 더 많이 importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, 당신 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 당신 liked Rarity....

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered 의해 many to be the worst game on the 닌텐도 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed 의해 Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 닌텐도 Switch. I want 당신 to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 의해 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 당신 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 당신 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Willy Wonka and the 초콜릿 Factory was one of my 가장 좋아하는 films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim 버튼, burton remake, Charlie and the 초콜릿 Factory, which felt 더 많이 drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the 초콜릿 Factory for PS2, published 의해 Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each 기사 thus far. The game was developed 의해 High Voltage Software, who...

So it’s clear that I am a 팬 of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 제목 that is a sequel to the even 더 많이 classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known 의해 many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...

So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had 더 많이 free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking 로스트 their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...

Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode 아니메 series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat show that I think works as a horror series, but said that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because 당신 cannot play this game in...

So a few days ago, I watched 별, 스타 Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big 별, 스타 Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst 별, 스타 Wars 영화 ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...

After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look 앞으로 to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was given a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After 더 많이 battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a 더 많이 powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik 로스트 his chance that actual good Pokemon...

당신 know... The word equality gets thrown around a lot these days. So before I start off this article, let me get something out of the way first. An opinion that, while is just an opinion, is gonna piss off tons of people. So, get ready for it... I don't like Life is Strange... At all... I think the story is poorly written, I don't like how puzzles need to be solved, and I really don't like Max. But that's a different 기사 for a different day, so back on topic. I am not alone on people who dislike this game, calling it a Tumblr mess with bad characters and gameplay. And while that is true,...

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 당신 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 당신 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 의해 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...