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A funny conversation me and my cousin had

posted by Canada24

TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.

ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.

TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.

ME: No it wasn't.

TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.

ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.

TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.

ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.

TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.

ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.

TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.

ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.

TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..

TROY: Remember Eminem?

ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?

TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.

ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.

TROY: No problem.

He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..

My spoof of 300

posted by Canada24

Narrator: Life in Sparta is very harse. Each baby is inspected, and if they are unfit in anyway they are dispposed of... 당신 know, Killed. From the time we can stand, we are trained in to the art of combat. and than at age seven we are taken to a place that teaches us NOTHING but violence. In order to make the finest soldiers known to man. Why do we do this?
IS THAT 당신 BUSINESS!?
I mean stop annoying me! I mean honestly, WOULD 당신 WANT ME TO RIP OFF YOUR FACE! BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL! RIP OFF OUT YOUR...
Sorry, Leonardis kept me up all night, constantly reminding to narrate the story of...

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What's Your Take - 기사 39 - Corpse (gulp) Party

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh dear god, I have never watched an 아니메 that has messed with my sanity 더 많이 then Corpse Party. (Warning, some spoilers)
Corpse Party was a game that was released for the PSP, yet was created back in 1994. It still stands as one of the greatest pixilated horror games of all time. So great, in fact, that it got its own anime. Kinda like Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and Kirby. Anyway, this 아니메 only lasted for four episodes. However, those four episodes are enough to fuck with your sanity 더 많이 then an asylum having a field day.
So the first episode starts with some harmless ghost stores. sadly,...

NikPiks QuikPiks - 담홍색, 핑크 Diamond is Worst Diamond... And That's Okay

posted by windwakerguy430

The 년 is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, 만화 on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular Show had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 57 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Sean: *Rings his 벨 as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
S.B: I was thinking the same thing 랜덤 person who looks exactly like me.
Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....

Corner of Horror - Episode 106 - Cultober 일 1: I Was a Teenage Werewolf

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...

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MACK Part Two: Mack the 칼, 나이프

posted by windwakerguy430

~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel 더 많이 defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....

April 2018 Update

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of 당신 that care, the Scarlet 나비 series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...

Hidden Gems: Hotel Dusk: Room 215

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh boy, the 닌텐도 DS. I reviewed some Wii games on Hidden Gems, but I have yet to review a DS game. And let me tell you, if the 닌텐도 Wii is the king of shovelware games, than the 닌텐도 DS is at least the sultin. DS shovelware was bad, but we all know it never got to the levels of Ninjabread Man bad. But man, finding underrated DS games is way harder than Wii titles. With Wii, 당신 can at least pick out the good hidden gems from the bad ones. With DS, it’s not so easy. 당신 could find one with a decent box art only to be hit with a poorly made game. But thankfully, we’ll be talking...

I 게시됨 GTA characters as TeamFourStar characters

posted by Canada24

TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE 1:

Trevor: (angry, but around little childrun, so avoids swearing) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE 과일 DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED 의해 MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

SCENE 2:

Trevor: I'M SO RAGED WAIT NOW!

Franklin: (sarcastally) What else is new?

Trevor: (blasted 의해 sudden spot lights) AAH! MY RAGE HAS BLINDED ME!

SCENE 3:

NORTH...

Skyline Samurai - Part 5

posted by windwakerguy430

~8:30 PM
June 20th 2079
Sangria City Racetrack~

(Apollo was walking out into the center of the track. The tack was a massive circling road that went around the area, with the spectator seats surrounding the outer parts of the road. In this area, the entire audience of Takedown TV were able to attend, as they were all cheering and awaiting the 다음 match. Mr. Biggs himself sat at the highest point, the chair made to look golden, as he spoke into his microphone)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 다음 ranked battle on Takedown TV!
(The crowd began to give a thunderous cheer as they awaited...

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Baptist

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: ……..
Cody: (Walks over) 저기요 Wind. What 당신 looking at
Wind: Just 읽기 this sign
Cody: Oh yeah. 당신 didn’t hear that they were coming to Eastwood
Wind: Yeah… but why?
Cody: Maybe to give their speech on gay rights
Wind: Probably
(Keeps looking at the sign that reads “First Ever East 수퇘지, 멧돼지 Baptist Church (Not Cult) Eastwood Event”)

Cody: Come on, Wind. What’s to hate about East Boar?
Wind: They’re a bunch of psychopaths with no moral understanding 또는 common sense
Cody: But don’t 당신 hate everyone
Wind: Yes, I do, but I hate idiots even more
Cody: Well, their a church, and they say...

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To see the three main characters, and their car, go to this link: link

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me 더 많이 booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin...

What's Your Take - 기사 289 - Ace ATORNey

posted by windwakerguy430

When I was a young middle school student, I told my friends, and I quote, “If Capcom doesn’t make an 아니메 based off of the Ace Attorney series, I’m gonna fly to 일본 and kick their asses”! True quote. And finally, after over a decade of Phoenix Wright, we have finally gotten the Ace Attorney anime! Episode 1……. So, after watching the Ace Attorney movie and liking it, does the Ace Attorney 아니메 lives up to the hype 또는 should be deported back to Japan? Let’s find out, shall we?
So, let us start with the anime’s opening. I think it’s catchy, though is it just me, 또는 does it...

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What's Your Take - 기사 288 - D-RAD

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things 당신 don’t care about, because 당신 only came for a review. Well, a review is what 당신 are going to get. So, let me introduce 당신 to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one 아니메 called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an 아니메 의해 Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...

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Why Wind Should Not Visit Telltale's The Walking Dead

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: (Wakes up in a crashed car) Oh man, what happened
(5 분 Ago)
Officer: I got another story-
Wind: (In the back of a police car) Oh my god, no one gives a fu- OH SHIT (The officer hits someone and swerves off the road and off a cliff)
(Present Time)
Wind: Oh yeah… how do I get out of here

Wind: (Takes the dead officers keys and takes the handcuffs off) There. Now, I just need to get out of- (The officer attacks him)
Wind: OH SHIT (Shoots the officer with a shotgun) …….. Well, that was unexpected

Wind: (Walking around house)
Clementine: (Over walkie-talkie) Hello?
Wind: Who said that (Looks...

Pinkie's New Job

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is Oddjob. He will appear later in this story

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a normal 일 in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's 가장 좋아하는 things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two 더 많이 clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville,...

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Back in my A&O days.. I put myself and my 프렌즈 in a zombie.. Here's part 1

posted by Canada24

First off let's have Garth be taken miles away from Jasper, and he was knocked out. And woken up around to strangers. One with long blonde hair, and the other seemed slighty older, was really tall, with short black hair, but not overly strong, truthfully, neither seemed strong. The tall one introduced himself as Connor, the blonde one said he was Troy. Garth also introduced himself. Garth couldn't remember how he got here, but he new he needed to get home. After hearing Garth's problem, Connor and Troy agreed to help him. "We better 옮기기 quickly, there are zombies around here" Troy said. "Not...

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What's Your Take - 기사 152 - Mini Rant's Part 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to 더 많이 things that just plan irritate me. Of course there is 더 많이 then there is for even here, and I may do 더 많이 in the future, but for now, lets rant on the small things in life.

Cell Phones - Everyone knows these, and everyone has them. There is not a person alive who doesn't have a cellphone. 당신 have one, your 프렌즈 have one, your family has one, your grandmother's brother has one. Fucking everyone. But, the problem is that everyone is addicted to them. They can't stay away from them for like twelve seconds. It's like mind control. Trying to have a conversation....

What's Your Take - 기사 138 - ENOla

posted by windwakerguy430

So, there is only one reason I am making a review of the disease known as Ebola. And that is NO ONE IN AMERICA WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I mean, for fucks sake, people talk about it as if it's the 다음 Cancer. This is just so stupid to talk about because, well, it started with someone visiting Africa, where Ebola is actually a fucking problem there. But, when he came back, he caught the disease and he got real sick to the point where he was quarantined. But, that wasn't enough to save him and he died, but passed it onto someone else. Now, sure, this may sound awful, but here is the thing. IT ONLY...