Hey, did 당신 guys know I like No 더 많이 Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I 사랑 No 더 많이 Heroes!
No 더 많이 히어로즈 follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked assassins and to become number one. No 더 많이 히어로즈 is not the deepest when it comes to character action games. I assure you, this is no Devil May Cry 또는 Bayonetta, but that’s okay. Because No 더 많이 히어로즈 is something else entirely. It’s… a game. It has elements of an action game, but also a ton of eight bit mini-games, along with an open world to explore. 당신 aim the Wii Remote up and down depending on what attacks 당신 want. Aiming it up will let Travis perform quick high attacks, and aiming it low will have him perform low, heavy attacks. 당신 can also shake the Nunchuck to knock the enemies guard off so 당신 can open them up for a wrestling 옮기기 that does massive damage, and kills enemies if 당신 are lucky to get all their health down. The game also changes up the levels a bit so 당신 aren’t just killing enemies with a basic fighting system. Sometimes you’ll have to knock a ball back at them, other times you’ll have to avoid them while your Beam Katana is on the fritz. The levels are always changing, so it keeps the game interesting and fresh and not just hacking up guys in a linear hallway. But when 당신 aren’t killing goons, your out in Santa Destroy, making money so 당신 can go to the 다음 fight. I hear people hate these parts, but I’m fine with them. And I really enjoy the mini-games (Most of the time). Collecting coconuts is a little silly and enjoyable for a moment, and of course, when 당신 finish that, 당신 can go and do actual assassinations, which allow 당신 to perform challenges like fighting enemies with only wrestling moves 또는 try to kill a set number of enemies in the time limit. And if 당신 have some extra cash, 당신 can buy all sorts of things, like wrestling tapes to learn new moves, new Beam Katanas and upgrades, 또는 buy new clothes for Travis to where when he’s out on the job. But the real meat of this game are with the boss fights. While I do think the boss fights of No 더 많이 히어로즈 2 were better, and worse in some cases, the bosses in No 더 많이 히어로즈 really stand out. Mostly cause no other game has bosses with this level of symbolism 또는 just bat shit insanity. Some of my favorites are Dr. Peace, Shinobu, Bad Girl cause of course, and if 당신 collect all the Beam Katanas in the game, 당신 will get to fight Sir Henry Motherfucker, everyone’s favorite. It’s a nice secret final boss and a great way to reward 당신 for spending all that time collecting trash just to buy all the Beam Katanas if 당신 ask me.
No 더 많이 히어로즈 is a classic game to me that I have always been fascinated in since I was a little kid… I was a weird kid. I’ve always thought the style of No 더 많이 히어로즈 was incredible, and I am so glad that I became a 팬 at a young age. And please, Suda, tell me that ending of Travis Strikes Again was hinting at something.